| Welcome to Mirrielees orientation.
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| My name’s Nate, and I’ll be your RA for this year
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| Today we’ll be moving into our dorms and building community
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| So go get your keys from the main office, come back
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| And get ready to meet your roommates… alright?
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| He was the roommate from Hell!
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| He was the roommate from Hell!
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| Satan was my roommate, so junior year was Hell
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| He lacked social skills and had a pungent smell
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| When your roommate is the devil it can be extremely whack
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| Putting posters on the wall of Trapt and Nickelback
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| Until the break of dawn he’d be mutilating sheep
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| «It's 4 am Satan, can you please go to sleep?»
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| I can’t have girls over when the dorm smells like Sterno
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| When did room 56 become Dante’s inferno?
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| He likes death and destruction I like radio and art
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| He likes holding down Christians and reading Jean-Paul Sartre
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| While I’m going to class studying my notes
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| He’s eating baby fetuses and sacrificing goats
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| He tricks the freshman girls into eating apples
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| Holding black masses down at the campus Chapel
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| Should have never moved in, wish I were dead
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| Should have found a place off campus on Craig’s List instead
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| He was the roommate from Hell, his name is Lucifer
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| Someone call a priest, and bring the crucifer
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| He was the roommate from Hell leaves his pitchfork in my bed
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| I’m in a satanic panic cause he is messing with my head
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| Yo pass that giant balloon of helium over here, yo
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| Okay but, wait, Satan… that's too much!
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| Boy you need a bitch slap
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| Not my fault we’re mismatched
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| You geek out over Beakman’s world
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| I dig on world of Witchcraft
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| You’re thinking that I’m riff raff, huffing on a dishrag
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| I am just a player, playing Slayer then I kick back
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| I know I reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain open
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| I come home drunk, make crank calls
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| To Queens and then Hoboken
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| But college is like Salem, all these bitches be so smokin'
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| If you’re thinking that I’m leaving that I’m thinking that you’re jokin'
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| I gotta share my bunk with this post punk chump
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| Calls this place a dumb says, «You've been through my stuff»
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| I wish you’d go to Hell I say, Hey that’s where I’m from!
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| Blasts Death Cab and Devo he’s too emo to get crunk
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| I was a very nice boss down in Paradise Lost
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| I had very nice bling cause my minions mind floss
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| To hell with college, this is knowledge at a very high cost
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| Gotta go do some blow with that ho… Kate Moss!
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| Lars you’re causing laughter when you call yourself a rapper dude
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| How many Dead Milkman albums are there named after you?
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| I always got beer. |
| I always got weed. |
| Best roommate ever if you’d ever ask me! |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Roommate from Hell (feat. mc chris) , by - MC Lars. Song from the album Greatest Hits, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп