| I may be the tailor to the master of the castle and the zone
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| And I might be all about it when I’m on my megaphone
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| Alone before an audience, «Yo, ponder my preponderance
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| Of skill!» |
| Synonymous
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| With high class fashion. |
| If you must step flashing
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| Lead with the hand that you’ve got your cash in
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| I’m taking all orders. |
| I’m writing receipts
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| There’s a couple other kingdoms I’ve got to visit this week
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| So I’ll seek you out later, deliver your set
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| If it ain’t the finest clothing ever woven, take my head
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| With a promise like that, shopping couldn’t be simpler!
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| Armed guards are taking me to measure up the Emperor
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| I can see
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| Right through them
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| Through them
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| Well, it’s clear that we hear these boasts in our ears
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| So it appears that this tailor in front of us right here
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| Speaks the language that I’m liking. |
| And in fact
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| I need a new look now that Fall’s coming back
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| My style: people heard of it. |
| In fact, it’s quite murderous!
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| And every kingdom tries their best in the hopes of furnishing
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| The Emperor that only rocks the finest couture
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| And I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen your brand name before
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| Your prominence, I promise that your dominance is undisputed:
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| When it comes to looking fresh, you’re as reputed!
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| I’m a whisper in your kingdoms, they don’t dare to buy the best
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| Might look so good that it’s scandalous
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| No coarse cotton stitchings, no silk that’s not the finest
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| No inferior fabric is allowed to touch Your Highness
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| When I say I want the best, present it without fail
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| Or this tailor’s going to have his going-out-of-business sale
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| Be sure before you order though, ‘cause this one’s fine
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| So delicate, you’ll never feel it. |
| And so sublime
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| That it’s difficult to see for anyone above their birth
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| Sent an Archduke into exile on the other side the earth
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| I besmirch of course none of your councilors' parentage
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| Still I shouldn’t forgive myself, giving embarrassment
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| Nah, this court bears the noblest noblemen
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| So loosen up your fingers and sew us a specimen
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| By the sword, you pulled wool from all of our sheep
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| And we were told we’d be getting fresh blankets to sleep
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| Instead, you covered your palace in silk and wool
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| And tore down our schools for a textile mill?
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| Subjects, peasants, servants and scum
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| This wunderkind tailor’s skill’s second to none!
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| Painters and poets couldn’t ever describe
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| How fine the new clothes. |
| On the morrow you’ll find!
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| How about debuting bread from the wheat that you stole?
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| Or put a new school in the village you burned?
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| Winter’s approaching we got nowhere to go
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| Can’t produce for the King when we’re starved in our homes
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| I can see
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| As soon as he steps out in his finery
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| Give us liberty or give us that robe, fool
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| Ain’t no linens in this kingdom that are torch-proof
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| And I only hope that what you’re about to show is made from bread
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| So at least the birds can have a feast when you’re dead
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| It’s been (bark! bark!) since you pushed us off the land
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| Hurry up and show your face so we can take what’s ours again
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| Good luck, buddy! |
| He’ll be right out, he looks great
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| I’ll blend into the rabble with you, overswarm the gates |