
Date of issue: 31.12.2004
Record label: Level Up Records & Tapes
Song language: English
Floating Bridge |
The beam bridge, seeming to be the ridge spanner |
all manner of planks gets employed under the banner |
of progress, 85 yards the max |
nobody plummets to the bottom of ravines intact |
and so the truss bridge must be seen as an improvement, |
cantilever even receiving the translucent |
inducement to get wrecked (high-tech) |
and watch the Firth of Forth fall in the drink, one should expect |
and so you step with the arch bridge, point to every zenith |
say that gravity’s smart, you settle stones just like a genius |
but I seen this tumble like crumbs from cookie’s lips |
the aquaducts no longer seem to irrigate worth spit |
the suspension bridge could go like seven thousand feet |
but it’s seven plus one from here to where I wanna be so I free up the styrofoam peanuts that i been packing |
if I’m lacking in boats it’s cause I’m fearful of the kraken |
now I’m stacking little floaters and I’m banding them together, |
I could travel in this manner over water to wherever |
if the bonds hold tight let’s take a hike to honolu |
then you’ll be whistling the praises of the float-bridge too |
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