| Nerdcore could rise up
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| It could get elevated
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| Nerdcore could rise up
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| It could get elevated
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| Nerdcore used to be just a made-up word
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| MCs shied away from belief, rest assured
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| They sleep hard no longer, we deliver the hits
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| That give the kids with the spectacles spectacular fits
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| I seen one nerd foam at the mouth in his glee
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| It was me, in the mirror, rhyming, brushing my teeth
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| And now the heezy we’s off don’t babble 300 baud
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| I get no error while compiling my rhyme The slipshod
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| Rap stylings of the hip kids continue to vex;
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| They get sex, money, power, but their jams are like flecks
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| Of sea foam against the great reef of my boredom
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| I seen them trying to act cool; |
| ignored them
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| Scored some geeked out beats and a mic
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| Some jugglers I kick it with don’t even know I rap — it’s alright
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| For soon the whole nerdcore will congregate
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| In culmination of the monkey going acaudate
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| The nerdcore could rise up, it could get elevated
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| Oh, and wouldn’t all of those tough rappers hate it
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| If the nerdcore rose up and got elevated?
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| We consider the possibleness of this not overstated
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| We put our styles in the blender and the tape on our spectacles
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| We compile the assembler; |
| we’d each make a respectable
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| Egon Spengler; |
| your despicable, heckling, snide remarks make it
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| All the more delectable to mark a Jeckyl & Hyde departure from the
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| Larger norm or previous status quo, the clever dicks
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| Like us apply the baddest flow to limericks, and that is no mere
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| Rhetoric. |
| We don’t just wreck shop, we mop the shop floor
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| With rappers who romanticize their third eyes when we’ve got four
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| Each, and we exceed your reach, we’re world wide
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| Webslingers with the combined military might of the Girl Guides
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| Dead ringers for the lone gunmen, or maybe Jonathan, Andrew and
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| Warren from Season Six of BtVS, we’re geniuses and we’re devious
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| We’re seen as fresh on the BBS where we write graf in ascii files
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| With nasty styles and blinking blocks
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| This ain’t your father’s Lincoln Logs!
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| The Frontalot ownz j00, and Stephen Hawking r0x0rs
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| We’re not even talking solely to cats with argyle in their sock drawers
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| Our styles got the top score spot, yours did not, sorry!
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| Stick to the shockwave games, lickin' shots at the top
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| Forty! |
| I made my own Doom .wads, dickwad
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| My own sprites and .mus files, I stayed home nights…
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| Nerd: when you say it you best say it with awe
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| ‘cause I’m the type of nerd that will bust your jaw
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| A nerdcore player, I’ve paid my dues
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| Got lowered suspension and chromed out shoes
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| Hear ye hear ye, in case you ain’t heard
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| 20-aught-5 be the year of the nerd
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| Nerdcore’s gonna be crazy large
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| And we the N.I.C. |
| bitch, the Nerds In Charge
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| We bust more rhymes than Theodor Geisel did
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| Got more game than a 2600
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| For punk MCs who playa-hate
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| We got one word: EXTERMINATE!
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| Just a matter of time before we’re household names
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| So you best suck up now before fortune and fame
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| Put our asses out of reach of your quivering lips
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| As we ride to the top on a nerdcore tip
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| And I know that possibleness is not a cromulent word;
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| Every syllable injected is intended to be the one you heard
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| (an absurd juxtaposition of mission and goal)
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| Frontalot: about to roll
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| His diploma up tight and smoke it
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| Nerdcore’s about to sit there unless you poke it
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| You want to prod it? |
| See if it’ll kick?
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| While the smart kids calculate the hip-hop shit?
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| Got a vast network of subversives & criminals
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| Who sit in front the screens, all heedless of ridicule
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| These days, the complexion cleared up but the rhyming remains
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| Still ain’t nobody knows my name
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| And I think the same thought with great regularity:
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| That I’m the best MC that I can bear to be
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| And I’m scared to be either doper or dorkier
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| Bound for the high road even if it looks forkier… |