| Yea, I said congratulations
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| On your marriage, on your job and on your graduation
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| On your baby mama screwing you and proudly taking
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| Every penny that you work for, then she out vacation
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| You’ll finally pay her mortgage off after a thousand payments
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| And you don’t get to live up in that fucking house just pay rent
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| And you don’t get to see your kids this weekend
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| Pal you can’t pick, them up and take’em to a movies
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| Man you have to face it
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| Man you don’t get to be their mother fuckin' dad
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| You ain’t Nick, Nick is who your ex dates
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| Bought your son an xbox, then looked at you like checkmate
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| Told you that you ain’t been a man,
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| moved your son and daughter out of state and ain’t give a dam
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| You ain’t in the plan
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| Congratulations, on your new husband
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| At the wedding reception he fucked your best friend
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| Congratulations on the job promotion, you didn’t get it
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| And your the hardest worker there, wait till that sets in
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| Yo, thats the mission statement for my life
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| Always love your family always spit that grey shit on the mic
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| Don’t gossip, don’t put yourself in situations that are so toxic
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| Throw the mother fuckin' ball don’t lob it
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| Look, life will always be a mystery you won’t solve it
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| Only way your gonna fail is if your so cautious that you don’t move
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| Not even one step
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| Not even one blink
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| Not even one breath
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| Not even one rep
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| Put the mother fuckin' weight up, wait up
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| Watch you try ta make’em love you for, their minds were made up, long ago
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| Now you gotta prove you got the sharper arrows, stronger bow
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| When you get to where you go, then listen to the snow
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| I conquer life, its like I’m Genghis Khan
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| Bring me a plate of strawberries and filet mignon
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| I drink your tears like they made of pinot grigio
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| Mr lethal 3.0 pretty beats, greasy flows
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| Baby let me see you drop it low
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| Supernova through the universe and move your booty slow
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| Money on the flow
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| I’m sure theres a stripper listening to this album somewhere
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| so just wanted to make sure I still had your attention |