| Seven on the beat
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| Kansas City, motherfuckface (word)
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| See I don’t wear those trendy-ass dunks anymore, or them dumb-ass Bathing Ape
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| hoodies
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| You know what, man? | 
| This is not an independent rap beat, can you tell?
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| Listen to that bass. | 
| (Rhymesayers entertainment)
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| It’s gonna flip your car over
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| What I want you to do is, uh-
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| Tell your grandmother to stop bitching, load your bong up, take a fat-ass hit
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| right now
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| Good evening, I’ve arrived to clean your pill drawer out
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| And talk to birds like Kilgore Trout
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| I shout out loud
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| I think that most these rappers out are probably into guys actually
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| Cause they want five mics, I’d rather have five Mallories
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| When I write unraveled violent shades of quite contagious psycho babble
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| Hit me with a big steel shovel
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| Dig me in the white stone gravel
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| At the live show frazzled
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| Provoke the ravenous mischief the counter rhythms are rowdy
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| But fuck these rappers, they’re bitches
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| Cops come with their sirens like 'wee-oo, wee-oo'
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| I’m too illegal with the ink pen
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| Push or click over like somebody’s trying to beep in
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| Everyday is Saturday so baby hit the snooze button, let’s sleep in
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| I say I’m selfish but they never listen
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| So I took 'em Christmas shopping and I bought myself a television
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| Better find the troll up hold up got a clever line to pull up
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| Johnny Rotten popped an Oxycontin, nevermind the bullocks, oh!
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| Live up in your city I’m about to steal the show
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| These people disagree but I don’t listen to 'em though
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| I’ll never do a stupid dance up in my video
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| I’m perfectly content with being crazy
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| I received an e-mail from the president of a Nigerian bank
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| It said he had a hundred thousand dollars for me (Thanks!)
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| I can now invent my engine for the hard shell truth served
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| In the barbell-brute version of Marcel Proust words in a capsule
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| Attacking the vocabulary kingdom, see not everybody’s cool
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| I got the swagger of a penguin
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| What you’re seein is a dirty splash of Kansas City Eurotrash
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| Your surly-ass uncle, counting dirty cash
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| Cops pull me over with their sirens like 'wee-oo, wee-oo'
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| I’m driving drunk like it’s the weekend
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| Boy I gives a fuck, me and the homie Al Swearengen chill, brandy I’ll swill,
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| taking synthetic heroin pills
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| I lo-lo-love the taste of hops and malted barley and beer
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| It makes me wanna bite who’s on stage like Carlos Mencia
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| But I don’t steal, I’ve had a charming career
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| So bring your armor and gear
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| Because the dope style harbingers here
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| Oh!
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| Buy me a drink I’ve got some craziness to kill
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| People spreading rumors, they ain’t saying shit for real
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| Kansas City motherfucker, full of dangerous skill
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| I’m perfectly content with being crazy (Hell yeah) |