| This is for anyone wishing they could do their entire life over:
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| Quit sulking, you fucking pussy
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| Yeah yeah yeah, clown on my accent all you want
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| I’ll whoop your cat’s ass. |
| I’ll whoop your grandmothers ass
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| I’ll whoop your sisters ass. |
| I’ll whoop your ass
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| I’ll beat your moms ass. |
| I’ll kick your ass
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| Its the anti-socialite not-so-christian
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| That’ll talk more shit than bitter and old women
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| On puny ass rappers with little-to-no rhythm
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| Fuck veganism give me some General Tso’s Chicken
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| I write weird songs that got hooks like Journey
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| And if I grew my hair out I’d probably look like Fergie
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| But I’d never tinkle in my pants while I was on stage
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| Cause I was potty trained when I was four years of age
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| I think a lot of people these days are bitches
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| I also think that emo and emotional are different
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| But more so I hate white girls that talk like
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| «Aww hell no, girl I’m gettin' this shit crunk
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| You know what I’m sayin'?»
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| I’m not jokin', it’s nothing but bark, I feel lost
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| Can’t remember where the fuck that I parked
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| The world is gray and blue but what skates me through
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| Is knowing that I have a better music taste than you
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| I used to like Tool until they made the same album
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| That they made the last time they made the same album
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| Every time they make a damn album its the same album, really
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| And only stoners listen to their music, it’s silly
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| I still think the Deftones are dope
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| And I like Nick Drake on the days I wanna let go of hope
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| Wilco is great and Ice-T is still clever
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| And no matter what its ALWAYS Wu-Tang Forever
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| Calm down baby
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| Don’t you talk because
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| Calm down baby
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| Don’t you talk because
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| I don’t need lovin' and I don’t need help
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| I’d rather ride in the car by my goddamn self
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| I’m 25 I started rapping as a sophomore
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| In those days I’d hide my cigarettes in my sock drawer
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| Until I heard my mom snorin' sleeping on the green couch
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| And then I’d secretively sneak out
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| My first taste of heartbreak was at the park late one summer night
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| I had a big crush on a girl named Sarah
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| I was gonna ask her out until I saw Tim Phillips kissing her grabbing her butt
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| Asshole!
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| I was madder than FUCK and walked home
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| Oh, Tim Phillips smells like Cool Water cologne
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| Well fuck him, his Mustang and all his other friends
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| I vowed I would never love again
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| And since then I’ve dated but fuck that I can’t give nothin'
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| I’d rather sail alone than have my damn ship sunken
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| Being single’s par for the course
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| I don’t wanna cause a marriage
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| Cause I don’t wanna cause a divorce
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| Its probably important and its better for health
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| Besides, I get the whole damn bed to myself
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| But what the hell everybody yells for me to drop down my guard
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| No! |
| this heart of mine’s for me, it’s locked down and it’s scarred
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| Go home, I don’t need me a wife, I’m happily single for life
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| Alright?
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| My name is Mac Sheldon I’m a fire-sign Leo
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| Alcoholic, anti-mall, anti-hero
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| Anti-soccer mom, anti-hipster
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| Pro-eating Captain Crunch cereal for dinner
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| Pro-taking bong hits to cure your depression
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| And pro-demo CD
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| If you got one let me check it
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| But never ask me what the hell I’m laughing about
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| See ya later
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| I’mma go take a nap on the couch, alright?
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| Calm down baby
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| Don’t you talk because
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| Calm down baby
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| Don’t you talk because
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| I don’t need lovin' and I don’t need help
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| I’d rather ride in the car by my goddamn self
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| Gee, Mac… what are we gonna do about this Kansan accent of yours?
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| Well, self, since you’re asking in the third person
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| We’re gonna fuckin' keep it!
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| Because it makes us pretty… and unique… and beautiful. |
| Like birds!
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| I’ll whoop your mother’s ass |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Calm Down Baby, artist - Mac Lethal. Album song 11:11, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп