Lyrics You Rascal You (I'll Be Glad When You're Dead) - Loudon Wainwright III, Vince Giordano, The Nighthawks

You Rascal You (I'll Be Glad When You're Dead)

I’ll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you
I’ll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you
When you dead in your grave
No more women will you crave
I’ll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you
I trust you in my home, you rascal, you
I trust you in my home, you dirty dog
Whoa, I trust you in my home
You wouldn’t leave my wife alone
I’ll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you
You asked my wife to wash your clothes, you rascal, you
You asked my wife to wash your damn dirty clothes, you rascal, you
Oh, you asked my wife to wash your clothes
And something else, I suppose
Oh, I’ll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you
Yeah, you asked my wife for a meal, you rascal, you
I invite you to my house for a meal, you dirty dog
Oh, you ask my wife for a meal
And something else you tried to steal
I’ll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you
And it ain’t no use to run, you rascal, you
No, it ain’t no use to run, you rascal, you
Oh, it ain’t no use to run, I done bought me a gatlin gun
And you think you’re gonna be havin' some fun
I don’t think so baby, you rascal you
I’ll be so glad when you dead, you rascal, you