
Date of issue: 23.08.2013
Song language: English
Nuketown the Musical |
We were sent here to investigate, |
A nuclear explosion, and zombie outbreak, |
And can you hear Richtofen transmitting from the Moon, |
I fear the end is coming soon. |
Those guys in HAZMAT suits, they came to clean this mess up. |
But now they’re being rude, they tried to eat my flesh but |
I shot and blew their brains out, |
And when we stab 'em they shout, |
And clear debris for this route. |
Fighting endless zombies in this… |
NUKETOWN!!! |
Them zombies askin', |
For a head blastin, |
'Cause they harassin' in this… |
NUKETOWN!!! |
Gotta find that box, |
And a gun that shocks, |
Monkey grenades rock. |
I hate these… |
ZOMBIES!!! |
I wanna kill 'em, |
Their blood we spillin' |
This is so thrillin', kill them… |
ZOMBIES!!! |
Their waves are endless, |
Their souls are friendless, |
They want to end us. |
I want them points, need some more, |
So we can open this door. |
What are SMRs for? |
It’s the worst gun. |
I’d rather trade it away! |
Will I get RPD? |
Nope! |
Maybe LSAT? |
Nope! |
Just want that Ray. |
Nope! |
Heyayayaya |
Is that zombie alive? |
Nope it’s dead. |
Stuffed by Testa, shot him in the head. |
When Chuck’s at the trigger all the zombies eat lead, |
Though a Ray Gun’s more effective always puts 'em to bed. |
These agents are pussies, need me to revive 'em. |
They keep on getting' downed while I keep survivin'. |
Rate of fire feels low, chug a Double Tap soon. |
That noise up in the sky, is that a rocket from the Moon? |
NUKETOWN!!! |