Lyrics Captain America Civil War the Musical -

Captain America Civil War the Musical

C’mon, c’mon, let’s get this Civil War on,
I’m in the right, but the Cap is wrong.
Sokovia Accord, I signed my name,
But the Cap refused, he can’t be tamed.
And I, I decline to,
Kill my old crew,
Bucky was my bro.
He was used,
And abused,
With a secret code.
Baby we need to be put into check,
'Cause civilians died.
(We choose Team Stark)
I will not kill my old friend and I refuse to sign.
(We choose Team Cap)
Now our team is torn & broke,
I’ll kick Captain in the scrote.
Chill out, chill out,
Everybody calm down.
I’ll make a stew,
And I’ll flip those frowns.
She killed innocent folks like a careless btch,
But I’ve got a crush on the Scarlet Witch.
It’s time to decide,
For this thrill ride,
Let’s choose our team,
Ant-Man's on my side.
You’ve got Pete,
Panther’s here.
Don’t run robot btch,
And fight your peers.
Baby we need to be put into check,
'Cause civilians died.
(We choose Team Stark)
I will not kill my old friend and I refuse to sign.
(We choose Team Cap)
Now our team is torn & broke,
I’ll kick Captain in the scrote.
Prince of Wakanda,
Must get through Rogers,
So I can have my revenge,
Against Winter Soldier.
Killed my dad at his UN speech,
Dig my nails into his balls 'til he screech.
And don’t forget about me,
Now everybody cheer,
'Cause Parker’s in the house,
No need to feel the fear.
Use a web sling stun to stop the Captain’s team,
But my webs look like the aftermath of a wet dream…
Eww, gross!
Baby we need to be put into check,
'Cause civilians died.
(We choose Team Stark)
I will not kill my old friend and I refuse to sign.
(We choose Team Cap)
Now our team is torn & broke,
I’ll kick Captain in the scrote.