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Date of issue: 29.10.2012
Song language: English
Axe Cop |
One day at the scene of a fire |
I found the perfect fireman’s axe |
That day I became Axe Cop |
Now I needed a partner |
I had try-outs and hired a partner |
His name was Flute Cop |
We had a dinosaur gang to kill |
We fought them with our axe and our flute |
I will chop |
Will chop |
Will chop your heads off |
I’m Axe Cop |
I wish |
For every weapon |
Psydrozon |
Can’t stop |
Can’t stop my onslaught |
I’ll fight every bad guy |
I will save the world |
I wear catsuits at night |
I’ll never fall in love |
I may one day get married |
If Sockarang’s a girl |
But till that day I’m working |
All bad guys will be destroyed |
Axe Cop |
We cut off the mother and father |
Dinosaur heads and we devised a plan |
Flute Cop got dinosaur blood on him |
And he felt strange |
Let’s put these heads on a stick |
And then hide some bombs in them |
The dinosaur blood caused Flute Cop |
To transform into Dinosaur Soldier |
I will throw a baby |
To save the town from scum |
They explode robot heads |
'Cause babies are dumb |
If you try out for our team |
You’ve got to show me all your moves |
I’ll know by your front kick technique |
If you are good or evil |
It was time for a huge fight! |
Sockarang |
Uni-Man |
Vampire Wolfer |
Fire Slicer |
Ralph Wrinkles |
Wexter and I |
Will attack you |
And chop off your head when we locate your hideout |
We know every fighting move and we are smart |
With lasers and robot suits and Mr. Stocker |
Kill bad guys at night and we only are starting to fight |
Our gun bill was really high |
And we needed another job |
So we got a new job at a fruit stand |
And we were getting tons of money |
We got to eat free fruit so we became |
Avocado Soldier and Axe Cop with Lemon |
Telescope Gun Cop came by |
With Uni-Baby to buy some apples |
Dinosaur Soldier: I’m gonna claw you with my claw |
Sockarang: I’m gonna whip your head off with my sock arm |
Wexter: Rarrrrrr! |
Me: I’m gonna throw a grenade bomb |
And you’re… gonna… die! |