| Opening scene, alone in the glow of the screen
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| You awoke from your dream to breaking news
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| For it seems you’ve misplaced the remote
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| Don’t you want to be brain washed with a variation of soaps?
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| Then just sit at home and never miss a moment?
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| Got questions? |
| Pause the action before you ask them
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| Your fear levels are already topped up change the channel hurry
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| You’d think the song was don’t be happy worry
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| From philosophy and sacred geometry
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| To watching the X-Factor and playing the Lottery
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| While we neck spirits like they were dumber back then init?
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| Please, they didn’t even have TV’s
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| Look how advanced we are in our fancy car
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| Shouting slogans at the telly standing at the bar
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| You’re the funniest person your friends know
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| Cause you repeat catchphrases from their favorite sketch show
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| Just people watching people watching a TV show
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| Watching people watching the TV
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| Watching people watching the TV
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| And it was a hit but now we want it in 3D
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| Get with the program, no I’d rather not
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| Watch a spoilt rich kid gargle pop and boast about the cars they’ve got
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| De-brained consumer, keep it shtum, obey your ruler
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| And keep your eyes on the screen when reaching for the ice cooler
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| Cause how you going to know what to buy if it isn’t advertised to ye'?
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| What’s the latest «Real House Wives» rumor?
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| What is life? |
| Ignore that benign tumor
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| And keep yourself distracted with plastic tits
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| And talentless blonde haired blue eyes savages
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| With overpriced veneers and over hyped careers
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| You wish you could close your eyes and ears
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| But when you’re free from the grasp of the TV
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| There’s nothing to say unless you watched the shit yesterday
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| The show goes on forever fuck an ending
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| Come home from work, get comfy and plug yourself in
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| Just people watching people watching a TV show
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| Watching people watching the TV
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| Watching people watching the TV
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| And it was a hit but now we want it in 3D
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| Everybody’s watching it, it’s the show they’re all talking about
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| So what you talking about eh? |
| If you’re not talking about it
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| What you talking about? |
| Tit
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| Dad just picked it up today, our first television set
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| Do you have a television?
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| Well yeah, you know we have two of them
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| Wow you must be rich!
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| Oh honey, he’s teasing you, nobody has two television sets |