| Chewin' the fat with me mouth open, scopin' the room
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| Like I’m shroomin' on crack, and eyeballin' you at the back
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| I haven’t heard you rap and I’m assuming you’re whack
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| I don’t even drop me brew to attack when I lose it and snap
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| (Then!) Stop to nonchalantly lob Scooby a snack
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| The confusion was pre-planned, I sit back calmy
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| Powder me weak hand, then pimp slap Barbie
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| And kill Ken, then I smash the pot and bill Ben
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| Then write about it with a Dodo feather quill pen
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| At the bottom of the Hill, jacking Jill’s friend
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| And I’m workin' on a new bible but until then
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| I’m plannin' to beat Adam into a permanent sleep
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| And to put Eve to work on the street
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| As her ruler and saviour
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| Force-feeding her the forbidden fruits of her labor
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| So do me a favour, don’t do me a favour
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| Lee’s the shit, a one man gang givin' the leader lip
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| There’s no I in team but there’s a me in it
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| The Bad Meaning Good Samaritan
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| Pickin' up your filthy habits and lookin' after ‘em
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| Your whole crew gets smacked with one swing
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| For sayin the wrong thing, like «this tin foil’s not bling»
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| Jesus, Mary and Joseph doin' piley-ons
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| I’m an innovator like The Gonz…
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| Stood on one foot gettin' head
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| Smokin' a blunt while I’m rewiring bombs
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| One for the road, double the dose
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| Develop telepathy to avoid the bugs in my phone
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| Emotionless, no lump in my throat
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| 'Less I’m coming through customs, smuggling bundles of coke
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| You’re uncomfortably close, smart ass
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| Quit with your wisecracks, or become the butt of the joke
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| Your soul up for parole, suggests you hold your breath
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| Or I’ll steal it right from under you nose
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| White Lotus Sect, came here to pose a threat
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| Flown the nest with box cutter and explosive vest
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| Lightsaber glowing red, chew off cobra heads
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| Overstepped the mark, leave here with broken legs
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| Hip hop’s vigilante group, hangman’s noose
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| Slipknot, tamper-proof, motherfucker choke to death
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| Awoken at the Crack of Doom
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| Last known address, 412 Ocean Avenue
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| Creature of the black lagoon, write bars
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| With a pen and padded room, doing bank jobs in scramble suits
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| I am absolute, your significance amounts
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| To a phantom pregnancy in a barren womb
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| You’re wack, stay sat on the shelf, don’t flatter yourself
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| You haven’t made a single track that I’ve felt
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| Steadily getting it in while you’re losing count
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| Of imaginary notches on your chastity belt |