| Mountains cry as I’m bouncing by
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| I tip-toe and slap your star sign out the sky
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| Extinguishing the sun with a finger and a thumb
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| Cut the Earth open like a coconut
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| And fill the shit with rum
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| A rain drop in the ocean of Ganymede
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| Oh, the joy
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| I make Odin trade his gallant steed
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| For a My Little Pony toy
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| Then break it
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| In front of his face
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| And leave his soul destroyed
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| When I throw the broken pieces over Sid’s fence
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| Top 5, dead or alive
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| Confuse your sixth sense
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| I slur me words
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| Slurp me booze and curse
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| Do me worst and create the perfect universe
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| Medusa’s pupils burst when I strike a pose
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| I throw a towel over the flat Earth to iron clothes
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| Flip the sign to 'Closed' it’s time to go
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| The only thing I like about people is the silent 'O'
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| Everything is just something that’s nice to know
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| Compared to me the speed of light is slow
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| And I’m dense
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| Create a new lake dribbling spit
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| Sit on a see-saw and lift Lord Nibbler’s shit
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| Unicron with megadruple XL Gucci on
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| Going places with cruise ship anchor ropes for laces
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| Win the global tech race with an Elysium leg brace
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| An infinite galaxy’s in me head space
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| Your strip of dense forestry’s my sprig of fresh broccoli
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| All these bitches feel my shivers tectonically
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| I became everyone, consume the whole room
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| And played every single human in a film that ends horribly
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| So, picture me rolling
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| You better be a thousand feet tall with green skin if you’re trolling
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| Squeeze a star in my hand and huff the gas
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| While these speckled pink planets in my drink are dissolving
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| I ride in a rocking chair
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| Sudden avalanche falling from my nostril hair
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| I creep the city out with a solemn stare
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| Every cough is gale force, a sudden rush of rotten air
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| Take a pitching wedge to the golden sun, hole in one
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| Popping planets with a swollen thumb
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| They try send for the High exalted One
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| It takes more than a stretch of marble pillars to hold my tongue
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| Red carpet for these ants, now
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| Build a statue in my image
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| Wake up, turn the sun to full blast
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| Then I brush a dust mite from my skin and it eats a village
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| You can still see it snaking in the long grass
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| Cut and paste my face into the montage
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| Melt a couple glaciers for a hot bath
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| And spot illegal whaling operations in my shot glass |