| Whether pleasant weather or snow I’m playing footy wherever we go
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| Blasting balls at the wall at the end of the row
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| By the time I was 10, I already won every cup
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| Then I fucked me Mitre Delta up
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| Now we’re on a mission nicking footy’s off the posh kids
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| Before the lids got pissed and chonged cigs
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| I was out in the rain, cold, the same old
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| Knockouts in the car park, curby on the main road
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| Keep going like Eveready
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| Back in the days when world class players were ten a penny
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| 20 a side, goalie when ned
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| Bombing down the wing, hair blowin' like Nedved
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| Penatly for me 'F' a referee
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| 95 LFC repping 23
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| Let it be, bus stop footy tennis spree
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| And I’m not allowed out till I’ve ate me tea, c’est le vie
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| I never played Subbuteo
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| But I’m down for an epic game of shooty though
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| Heads that used to go to Cassy’s centre youthy know
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| No ball? |
| Use an empty can of Kessy super
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| Till you can egg a Unico
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| Like you’re on that Lazio Gazza dough
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| But you’re not, you’re cold cause you’re coats a goal post
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| But it’s been worse, one bounce, losers in first
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| Pissed cause its dark at six
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| And you’re rocking shitty Shopping City market kits
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| It’s going off when the caretakers marked the pitch
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| Bitch, showing off, saying shit to throw your off
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| Like; |
| «I think ye sisters fit», «you're Ma' wants you in for dinner»
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| 53−0, next goal; |
| still the winner
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| Screaming like abusive Dads
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| That force their kids to play heads and vols, full kits, boots and pads
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| It’s just a little kick about… |