| «Yo L can I touch your beard?»
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| Awww hell nah man don’t get near
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| Cigarette stained hands and a breath full of beer
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| You’d be lucky to get a handshake around here
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| I be windscreen wiping people after a show
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| Tryna have some conversations with some fans, you know
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| Last thing I need is people touching my face when the show’s ended
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| And when I say no, they get all offended
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| Yo what’s with that? |
| I can’t understand it
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| There’s asking respectfully and there’s those who demand it
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| You don’t own me, you never will
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| Put your ignorance on ice man, you better chill
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| I ain’t here to be laughed at, I ain’t here to be degraded
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| My personal space isn’t an issue up for debating
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| My beard ain’t a hipster trend but when I’m done explaining
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| This chick comes by and asks «that's a nice beard, can I braid it?»
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| Hold Up (x 7)
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| And so I tell em
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| Hold Up (x 7)
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| So won’t you tell em
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| Hold Up (x 7)
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| And so we say
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| Hold Up (x 7)
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| Let me tell ya like this…
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| The show’s done, I’m chillin smoking reefer
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| White girl named Tani, come up kissing my cheek
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| Saying she really likes the way that I freak the (freak the what?)
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| Freak the mic with many styles
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| Now she want me to smile in one of her Fuji polaroid pictures
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| It’s all going so well, about to bid her farewell
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| When she grabs one of her friends, Alicia, saying «Oh my God he looks so much
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| like Wiz Khalifa»
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| What? |
| Girl, tell me you’re on drugs
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| Tell me your vision’s impaired or you were dropped on
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| The side of your head as an infant by your drunk mum
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| I know you think we all look alike but that’s one dumb statement
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| Now she’s saying my flat top looks amazing
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| Want to play with it like gorilla in cages
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| I said, I want a Ferrari but that’s not take place during our lifetime ladies
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| Neither is you touching my noggin like tradies
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| It’s degrading and mildly racist
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| But I know you have no idea so I politely say to ya
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| Your behaviour’s not okay, just hold up
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| Man, the shit people be saying at gigs
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| Yo, that’s some of the stupidest shit
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| After a few drinks some’ll get to ignorant quick
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| And I gotta laugh coz if not it’d screw with my head
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| Now the show’s wrapped up, I pick my back pack up
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| Thinking to myself there’s no more cats around to act up
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| But as I’m leaving with the band considering we’re all finished
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| I hear «hey that’s a nice bag. |
| I hope there’s no bombs in it!» |