Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Solid Snake Cake, artist - Kuraiinu. Date of issue: 09.01.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Solid Snake Cake |
| Wassup why you keep sneaking around? |
| I got a bunch of frosting for that cake that’s so round |
| I wanna put it on display in a beautiful array |
| Never minimize, Gluteus Maximize |
| Dick hard as stone. |
| you’re gonna need a bulldozer |
| Colonel trying to play dumb, but now I’m coming over |
| Can you do me a solid and lemme have a bite |
| Cause imma do that, Solid, those bumps in the night |
| Tell me, how’s the weather over there? |
| Pants so tight, they hugging downtown |
| Look at all the padding that you wear |
| Call me Ronald ‘cause I’m down to clown |
| What a shame that everytime you walk around |
| You keep alerting all the guards when your butt hit the ground |
| When it come to BANG BANG, I’m the leader |
| Rim you so good that you’ll call me Snake Eater |
| Wagon ride, Wagon wagon ride, Wagon ride, Colonel… let your Wagon ride |
| It’s a universal truth around the world |
| Everybody wants to see some peach in smash |
| Now I’ll admit captain falcon got a donk |
| But the real MVP is that ass by a flash |
| Ya’ll can’t deny what I’m saying |
| HOO BOY, they knew what they was doing |
| Don’t ask me why I wrote this song |
| But you can’t tell me that I’m wrong |
| Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake |
| Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake |
| Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake |
| Come here I want that Solid Cake Cake Cake |
| Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake |
| Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake |
| Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake |
| Come here I want that Solid Cake Cake Cake |
| We interrupt this rap to give you a special news bulletin |
| The fanboy has been taken in |
| On accounts of obscenities, vulgarities, and trying to write a verse about his |
| «tig ole bitties» |
| In response to the charges, the fanboy had this to declare |
| «Eh, that’s fair» |
| That’s all for today’s Solid Cake Feed. |
| This has been your anchor, Ein Olbid |
| Colonel’s got your number |
| Can I have that number |
| Colonel please, that number |
| Ring ring it’s ya boy |
| Colonel’s got your number |
| Can I have that number |
| Colonel please, that number |
| Ring ring it’s ya boy |
| Wagon ride, Wagon wagon ride, Wagon ride, Colonel… let your Wagon ride |
| It’s a universal truth around the world |
| Everybody wants to see some peach in smash |
| Now I’ll admit captain falcon got a donk |
| But the real MVP is that ass by a flash |
| Ya’ll really can’t deny what I’m saying |
| HOO LAWDY, they knew what they was doing |
| Please don’t ask me why I wrote this song |
| ‘Cause you can’t tell me that I’m wrong |
| Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake |
| Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake |
| Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake |
| Come here I want that Solid Cake Cake Cake |
| Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake |
| Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake |
| Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake |
| Come here I want that Solid Cake Cake Cake |
| Sorry that I wrote this |
| This just had to exist |
| Before you report this, just lemme finish |
| Sorry that I wrote this |
| This just had to exist |
| I just granted the internet’s collective wish |