
Date of issue: 13.10.2016
Song language: English
Jingle Balls |
Twas the night before Christmas |
when all through the house |
Everybody was stoned |
even the mouse |
Man from the courthouse |
and me from jail |
I just settled down |
to get a piece of her tail |
When all of a sudden |
I heard such a clatter |
I tripped on my dick |
and busted my bladder! |
I went downstairs |
and what did i see?! |
A fat little red fagget |
hangin from a tree |
He stuffed the stockings |
with reefers and beer |
And a big fat hairy dick |
for the family queer |
That’s the end of my story |
Funny wasn’t it, ya see? |
She didn’t even… |
She didn’t see my thing behind ya leave ya for this private eye |
I was there to give’em near to my zima zima mommy fah |
I’m gonna say this |
hope it don’t offend ya came to the grizma |
give’em a taste of me give’em a little excitement to the damn monkey |
your monkey can stay with me Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh |
Chevy took my brain |
same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day |
he will never zima zima |
never never not that day |
I’m really sick of all this excitement |
yeah, but he thinks he’s better than me uma zooma nooga dunga |
you can suck my dick all day |
one, two, three, four |
Santa can suck my dick all day! |
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