| Welcome to the lifeboat party, child
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| Invitation only for the rank and file
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| Glad you wore your Gabardine pinstripes
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| Ain’t no kind of jeans allowed
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| Glad you brought a bottle and not your wife
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| Animals are dangerous in crowds
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| Welcome to the lifeboat party, child
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| Invitation only for the rank and file
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| Go on over and say hello to Charlie Lane
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| He’ll let you blow his saxophone
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| Don’t lay there in the dark without Veronica Lake
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| You should have left the wig at home
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| Welcome to the lifeboat party, child
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| Invitation only for the rank and file
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| You got to know somebody
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| Welcome to the lifeboat party, child
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| Celebration' just for the rank and file
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| Jumpin' and jumpin'
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| Oh, Monica’s been making every man in sight
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| But, now she say’s enough is enough
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| This party is in honor of the will to survive
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| So, Monica you mustn’t give up
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| Welcome to the lifeboat party, child
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| Invitation only for the rank and file
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| Welcome to the lifeboat party, child
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| Never give it up, no way no how
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| You got to know somebody |