| Endicott’s up by 5 o’clock
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| Endicott’s givin' it all he got
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| Endicott’s job is six to nine
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| Endicott’s home by 9:05
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| Endicott helps to cook the steak
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| Endicott helps to wash the plates
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| Endicott puts the kids to bed
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| Endicott reads a book to them
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| Why can’t you be like Endicott?
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| Endicott loves Tribena so
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| Endicott put her on a pedestal
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| Endicott’s wish is her command but
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| Endicott don’t make no demands
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| Endicott’s always back in time
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| Endicott’s not the cheatin' kind
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| Endicott’s full of compliment
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| Endicott’s such a gentleman
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| Why can’t you be like Endicott?
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| 'Cause I’m free
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| Free of any made-to-order liabilities
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| Thank God, I’m free
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| 'Cause it’s hard enough for me to take care of me, oh, oh
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| Endicott’s carryin' a heavy load but
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| Endicott never really ever moans
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| Endicott’s not a wealthy guy but
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| Endicott pays the bills on time
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| Endicott’s got ideas and plans
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| Endicott’s what you call a real man
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| Endicott always will provide 'cause
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| Endicott is the family type
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| Why can’t you be like Endicott?
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| 'Cause I’m free
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| Freer than a pirate on a frigate out at sea
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| Thank God, I’m free
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| Driftin' all around just like a tumbleweed, oh, oh
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| Maybe I need me someone, someone who isn’t undone
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| Maybe an older woman will tolerate me
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| Maybe that certain someone, older and wiser woman
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| Maybe the perfect someone to satisfy me for sure
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| Endicott keeps his body clean
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| Endicott don’t use nicotine
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| Endicott don’t drink alcohol
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| Endicott use no drug at all
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| Endicott don’t eat any sweet
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| Endicott don’t eat piggy feet
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| Endicott’s frame is mighty strong
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| Endicott make love hard and long
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| Why can’t you be like Endicott?
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| Endicott loves Tribena so
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| Endicott walks her to the sto'
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| Endicott likes to hold her hand
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| Endicott’s proud to be her man
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| Endicott stands for decency
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| Endicott means formality
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| Endicott’s the epitome
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| Endicott stands for quality
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| I’ll never be
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| I’ll never be like Endicott
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| I’ll never be
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| I’ll never be like Endicott
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| No Endicott in me
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| Ease up, ease up, ease up
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| Ease up, ease up
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| Pass on it, baby
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| Don’t mean maybe
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| Ease up, ease up, ease up
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| Ease up, ease up
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| Pass on it, baby
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| Don’t mean maybe
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| I’ll never be
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| I’ll never be like Endicott
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| No Endicott in me |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Endicott , by - Kid Creole And The Coconuts. Song from the album In Praise Of Older Women And Other Crimes, in the genre Поп