| She took me out on the highway
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| With the pedal down to the floor
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| See, when she said: «Going my way?»
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| I didn’t know what she had in store
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| She said:
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| «If you’re looking for a girl with a permanent curl
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| Whose middle name is 'Holiday'
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| Well, darlin', you can take me, because I’m giving it all away
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| Darlin' you can take me, and I mean anyhow, anyway»
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| All because I, she pulled up to a sudden stop
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| And then she leaned «Going my way?»
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| She was hotter than the engine block
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| She said:
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| «If you’re looking for a girl who is out of this world
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| A toy that you can never break
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| Well, darlin', you can take me, because I’m giving it all away
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| Darlin' you can take me, and I mean anyhow, anyway»
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| At the risk of sounding oh so homosexual
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| Lemme say the girl came on too strong
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| And the atmosphere was wrong
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| She could never make me anything but ashamed
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| Shame, shame, shame
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| Shame, shame, shame
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| You threw her legs all around me
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| So tight I couldn’t make a run
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| I told her I wasn’t hungry
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| Yet she fed me 'bout a yard of tongue
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| And said:
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| «If you’re looking for a girl with a permanent curl
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| Whose middle name is 'Holiday'
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| Well, darlin', you can take me, because I’m giving it all away
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| Darlin' you can take me, and I mean anyhow, anyway»
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| Darlin' you can take me
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| Darlin' you can take me
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| Darlin' you can take me
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| That’s all the cannibal had to say |