Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dear Deer, artist - Kate Micucci. Date of issue: 31.12.2007
Song language: English
Dear Deer |
| Dear Deer |
| I am writing you a letter |
| In the hopes that you’ll learn better |
| Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania |
| Cause my dad’s in a tree waiting to kill ya |
| Just be warned |
| Some say |
| Dreaming till tomorrow |
| That I’ll wash away your sorrow |
| But I’m telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed |
| If you do you’ll end up sitting in a pot roast |
| It’s not fair |
| Some say Pennsylvania’s sunny |
| I prefer to say it’s gunny |
| Okay, maybe that’s not funny |
| But either way it’s way too punny |
| I know |
| Okay |
| Dear deer |
| New Jersey just might suit you |
| Because there they cannot shoot you |
| But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun |
| But better than a man holding a shotgun |
| Don’t you think? |
| I’m just writing to remind you |
| That an orange man will find you |
| Sneak up right behind you |
| Seal the fate that’s been assigned to you |
| Just know |
| That your population’s shrinking |
| And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backward |
| And 'll leave you cold and mounted on a placard |
| It’s not fair |
| Deer I hope that you can hear me |
| Cause I think of you so «deer-ly» |
| So I’ll write each sentence clearly |
| And I’ll sign it with sincerely |
| Kate! |