| Lots of stuff going on
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| So allow me and my stringy little friend here to fill you in
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| Remember when city councilman Leo Shallenhammer voted no
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| And now they won’t renew the park league’s contract?
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| Drama
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| The city and the park league
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| Are they fighting?
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| This is shady!
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| But Paige’ll crack the case
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| Cause she’s a journalism lady!
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| The end
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| Just kidding, there’s more
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| Even though the city’s being a little dysfunctional
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| The park league is still putting on their annual hat luncheon-al
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| They pitch a huge white tent
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| And it’s all a big to do
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| Rich people in crazy hats
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| That’s white people for you
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| The end
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| Nah, just kidding
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| There’s a little more
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| The luncheon I just mentioned
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| It has a keynote speaker
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| To celebrate the retirement of one of the groundskeepers
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| It’s kind of a big deal
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| The mayor’s gonna be there
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| But the keynote speaker’s Owen and speeching is his nightmare!
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| And the water’s off in the castle
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| Everyone in there smells a little weird right now!
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| Jimmy, Archie, Sal, and Tom
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| Those are the names of moles that I have
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| Thank you, thank you
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| I just made that up
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| Can you believe it?
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| Thank you very much
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| Look there’s a thing at the end of that string
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| A-ha, up there
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| Why don’t you look up there?
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| Oh my God, Brendan
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| Let’s go
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| Phew
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| Okay, where was I?
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| Oh yes
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| Pidgeon, pidgeon
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| You’re a pidgeon
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| I’m gonna teach you how to dance?
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| Shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka
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| Oh, who’s that fast-walking, bearded guy?
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| Oh, who’s just refusing to meet my eye?
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| It’s you, sir
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| Where you going?
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| Doo-bi-di-doo
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| Oh-oh-oh
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| And here comes the super cool manager of the park
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| Thank you, everyone
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| I gotta go, I gotta go |