Lyrics Two by Two - Andrew Rannells, Josh Gad, Rory O'Malley

Two by Two

Well, if you prayed for a location, I’m sure Heavenly Father will make it happen.
You’re like the smartest, best, most deserving elder the center’s ever
seen.
Aw, c’mon, you guys.
The most important time of a Mormon kid’s life is his mission
A chance to go out and help heal the world, that’s my mission
Soon I’ll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be, something incredible
Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called.
Elder Young.
Yes, sir.
Your mission brother will be… Elder Grant.
That that’s me.
Hey, brother!
And your mission location is… Norway.
Oh wow, Norway: land of gnomes and trolls!
Whoo wah!
hey yah!
shoo wah!
zah-dap wow!
Two by two
We’re marching door to door
'Cause God loves Mormons
And he wants some more
A two-year mission
Is our sacrifice
We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-Day Saints
Two by two
And today we’ll know
Who we’ll make the journey with
And where we’ll go We’re fighting for a cause
But we’re really, really nice
We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ…
Of Latter-Day Saints
Elder White and Elder Smith.
Oh, I knew we’d get paired together.
Your location will be… France.
France!
Land of pastries and.
turtlenecks!
Two by two
I guess it’s you and me We’re off to reach across land and sea
Satan has ahold of France
We need to knock him off his perch
We are the Soldiers of the Army of the Church
Of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
Elder Cross and Elder Green, you will be serving in Japan.
Oh, Japan!
Land of soy sauce!
And Mothra!
Elder Harris and Elder Brown…
Heavenly Father
Where will I go on my mission?
Will it be China
Or old Mexico on my mission?
It could be San Fran by the bay
Australia where they say, «g'day»
But I pray I’m sent to my favorite place
Orlando (Orlando)
I love you, Orlando
Sea World
And Disney
And putt-putt Golfing
Elder Price.
Yes, sir.
Your brother will be… Elder Cunningham.
That’s me!
That’s me!
Hello!
Oh, hi.
And your mission location is… Uganda.
Uganda.
Uganda… cool… where is that?
Africa.
Oh boy, like Lion King!
Two by two
And now it’s time to go Our paths have been revealed so let’s start the show
Our shirts are clean and pressed
And our haircuts are precise
We are the Army of the Church
We are the Army of the Church
We are the Army of the Church of Jesuuuus Christ
Two by two
We march for victory
Armed with the greatest book in history
We’ll convert everyone
All across the planet Earth
That is the beauty of The essence of The purpose of The mission of The soldiers of the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-Day Saints