| ELDER PRICE
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| We are still Latter Day Saints, all of us
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| Even if we change some things, or or we break the rules
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| Or we have complete doubt that God exists
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| We can still all work together and make this our paradise planet
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| ELDER CUNNINGHAM
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| You, you want to stay here with me?
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| ELDER PRICE
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| I’d do anything for you; |
| you’re my best friend
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| Don’t worry little buddy
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| Know this much is true
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| Tomorrow is a latter day
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| And I am here for you
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| ENSEMBLE
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| Tomorrow is a latter day…
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| Tomorrow is a latter day!
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| Tomorrow is a latter day!
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| I am a Latter Day Saint (Latter Day, hey.)
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| I help all those I can
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| I see my friends through times of joy and sorrow (Times of joy and sorrow!)
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| Who cares what happens when we’re dead? |
| (Who cares now, ooh.)
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| We shouldn’t think that far ahead
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| The only latter day that matters is tomorrow!
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| The skies are clear and now the sun’s coming out
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| It’s a latter day tomorrow! |
| (Hayyaya!)
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| Put your worries and your sorrows and your cares away
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| And focus on the latter day!
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| Tomorrow is a latter day! |
| (Woo!)
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| NABULUNGI
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| I am a Latter Day Saint (Shoodoowow!)
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| Along with all my town (Bada ba! Bada ba!)
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| We always stick together come what may! |
| (Wanna thank you, Lord!)
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| ELDER MCKINLEY with ENSEMBLE
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| We love to dance and shout (Ba da bao)
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| And let all our feelings out (Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.)
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| And work to make a better latter day! |
| (Ahh, day.)
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| ENSEMBLE
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| Hanna heyya hanhanna heyya!
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| We’re gonna be here for each other every step of the way
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| And make a Latter Day tomorrow! |
| (Hanna hey!)
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| Americans already found a cure for AIDS
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| But they’re saving it for a Latter Day! |
| (yeah!)
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| Tomorrow is a Latter Day
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| ELDER PRICE
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| I believe (Tomorrow is a latter day)
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| I believe (Love and joy and all the things that matter day)
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| I believe (Tomorrow is a bigger, badder latter day ay ay ay)
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| I believe (Tomorrow, tomorrow is a latter day)
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| I believe (A happy ending on a platter day)
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| I believe (Tomorrow's a doper, phatter latter day ay ay)
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| ENSEMBLE
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| Why are Mormons happy?
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| It’s because we know
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| It’s a latter day tomorrow!
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| So if you’re sad put your hands together and pray
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| That tomorrow’s gonna be a latter day!
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| And then it probably will be a latter day!
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| Tomorrow is a latter day!
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| ELDER PRICE
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| So what will tomorrow bring? |
| (Ooo…)
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| What does the future hold?
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| I can almost see it now… (Ooo…)
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| MUTUMBO
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| Hello!
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| My name is Elder Mutumbo
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| And I would like to share with you the most amazing book!
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| KIMBAY
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| Hello! |
| (Hello!)
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| My name is Sister Kimbay
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| It’s a book about a people who were poor and sad like you!
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| NABULUNGI
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| A sacred text (Hello!)
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| Of pioneers and frogs! |
| (Fucked frogs!)
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| And how you can find salvation if you just believe
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| ASMERET
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| Hi-ho!
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| KIMBAY & MIDDALA
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| Ding dong!
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| KALIMBA
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| Hello! |
| (Boba Fett!)
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| You have a lovely mud hut
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| And if you just put down the gun, I’ll show you… Oh, okay, I’ll leave!
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| GHALI
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| Hello! |
| (Hello!)
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| My name is Elder Ghali
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| You will love all of the happiness this book can bring
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| GENERAL
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| Hello! |
| (Hello!)
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| My name is Elder Butt Fucking Naked
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| Did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing?
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| ENSEMBLE
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| Find paradise! |
| (With Jesus Christ!)
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| And no more war! |
| (Hello!) (Nice door!)
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| You’ve read the Book of Mormon, did you know there’s more? |
| (Part four!)
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| We swear! |
| (We really care!)
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| This is not a scam (No ma’am!)
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| Have you heard the story of our Prophet Arnold Cunningham?
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| (Arnold. Arnold Cunningham? Arnold Cunningham? Arnold Cunning…)
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| Hello! |
| (Hello!)
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| Our church is growing strong! |
| (Hello!)
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| And if you let us in, we’ll show you how you can belong! |
| (Hello!)
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| Join our family (Hello!)
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| And set your spirit free (Hello! Hello!)
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| We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life (Hello!)
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| This book will change your life! |
| (Hello!)
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| This book will change your life! |
| (Hello, this book will change your life!)
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| This book will change your, book will change, this book will change your life!
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| The book of Arnold…
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| Hello!
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| We are Latter Day Saints! |
| (Yeah!)
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| We take life one day at a time!
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| When the chips are down, we know just what to say! |
| (We know just what to say!)
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| The past may be in tatters
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| But today is all that matters! |
| (Humna heyya!)
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| Because today is yesterday’s latter day! |
| (Hoo hoo hoo oho oho)
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| Thank you God!
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| Ma ha nei bu, Eebowai!
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| Tomorrow is a Latter Day!
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| GOTSWANA
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| I still have maggots in my scrotum! |