| ELDER PRICE
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| Long ago when I was five
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| I snuck in the kitchen late at night
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| And ate a doughnut with a maple glaze
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| My father asked who ate the snack
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| I said that it was my brother Jack
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| And Jack got grounded for fourteen days
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| I’ve lived with that guilt all of my life
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| And the terrible vision that I had that night
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| No, please! |
| I don’t wanna' go back!!!
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| DEMONS
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| Down, down thy soul is cast!
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| From the Earth whence forth ye fell!
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| The path of fire leads thee
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| To spooky Mormon Hell dream!
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| Welcome back to spooky Mormon Hell dream!
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| You are having a spooky Mormon Hell dream now!
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| ELDER PRICE
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| And now I’ve gone and done it again (Rectus!)
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| I committed another awful sin (Dominus!)
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| I left my mission companion all alone (Spookytus!)
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| Oh God, how could I have done this to you? |
| (Deus!)
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| How could I break rule seventy-two? |
| (Creepyus!)
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| And now my soul has just been thrown —
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| Back into spooky Mormon Hell dream!
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| DEMONS
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| Down, down to Satan’s realm
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| See where you belong!
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| There is nothing you can do
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| No escape from spooky Mormon Hell dream! |
| JESUS
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| You blamed your brother for eating the doughnut, and now you walk out on your
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| mission companion?! |
| Tch! |
| You’re a DICK!
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| ELDER PRICE
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| Jesus, I’m sorry!
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| DEMONS
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| Jesus hates you, this we know!
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| For Jesus just told you so!
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| You remember Lucifer?!
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| He is even spookier!
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| LUCIFER
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| Minions of Hades, have you heard the news?
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| Kevin was caught playing hooky!
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| Now he’s back with all you Cath’lics and Jews!
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| It’s super spooky-wooky!
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| ELDER PRICE
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| I’m sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
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| To break the rules, please I don’t wanna' be
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| In this spooky Mormon Hell dream!
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| DEMONS
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| Spooky Mormon Hell dream!
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| Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Hitler, Johnnie Cochran
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| The spirits all surround you!
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| Spooky, spooky, spoooo-ky!
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| HITLER
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| I started a war und killed millions of Jews!
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| GENGHIS KHAN
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| I slaughtered the Chinese!
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| JEFFREY DAHMER
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| I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse!
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| JOHNNIE COCHRAN
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| I got OJ free!
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| ELDER PRICE
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| You think that’s bad? |
| I broke rule seventy-two! |
| (*Gasps*)
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| I left my companion! |
| I’m way worse than you!
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| I hate this spooky Mormon Hell dream! |
| (Spooky Mormon Hell dream!)
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| Oh, Heavenly Father! |
| (Ah…)
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| Please give me one more chance! |
| (Ah…)
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| I won’t break the rules again! |
| (Ah…)
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| I can’t believe Jesus called me a dick!!!
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| DEMONS
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| Welcome, welcome to spooky Mormon Hell dream!
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| You are never waking up from spooky Mormon Hell dream!
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| ELDER PRICE (DEMONS)
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| Oh, please help me Father! |
| (Down, down thy soul is cast)
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| Please let me wake up! |
| (From the Earth whence forth ye fell)
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| Give me one more chance! |
| (This must be it, you must be there)
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| I won’t let you down again! |
| (You must be in spooky Mormon Hell dream now!) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Spooky Mormon Hell Dream , by - Benjamin SchraderSong from the album The Book Of Mormon, in the genre Саундтреки