Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dinosaur Laser Fight, artist - Jonathan Young. Date of issue: 12.12.2021
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Dinosaur Laser Fight |
| Hey boys and girls |
| This ninja science lesson’s gonna rock your world |
| Now close your eyes and travel back in time |
| With me and Ninja Brian |
| It’s gonna blow your mind to shit! |
| It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High |
| When Stegosaurus raised his hand to call for high-fives |
| Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed |
| Because his tiny wrists |
| Caused his high-five to miss |
| And he was like «Fuck this!» |
| Oh Yeah! |
| Oh yeah! |
| It’s an old school Dinosaur Laser Fight! |
| Oh Yeah! |
| Hell Yeah! |
| Just a classic Dinosaur Laser Fight! |
| It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown |
| But it was quiet because in space there is no sound |
| Did we mention that this took place in space? |
| It did. |
| So shut your face |
| Also, there were robots and sharks |
| Doctor Sexbang did this really happen? |
| ahh ya! |
| Oh Yeah! |
| Oh yeah! |
| It’s a goddamn Dinosaur Laser Fight |
| In space! |
| With sharks! |
| It’s a balls out Dinosaur Laser Fight! |
| It’s fucking science! |
| Just ask Albert Einstein. |
| He invented space. |
| …and then a bunch of fucking aliens from Mars |
| Showed up all ripping solos on V-neck guitars |
| The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace |
| So they killed them with lasers |
| Holy shit! |
| And then they had a giant laser party |
| A Dinosaur Laser Party! |
| Holy shit! |
| Laser party! |
| Holy Shit |
| It’s Fucking Science. |
| Fuck! |