
Date of issue: 27.08.2020
Song language: English
If I Told You Who It Was |
I wanted to see the brand old Loper show |
So I held a cap and I headed down to Opryland |
They said they sold their last ticket the day before |
So I kinda just hung around the backstage door |
And down the steps she came, man oh man |
My favourite female country star |
She waved her fans and headed for her car |
Her tire, unlike her body, was very flat |
She said, could you change my tire |
I said your wish is my desire |
As she raised the lid, I grabbed her bumper jack |
She said I sure do appreciate you changing my tire |
If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was |
You’d say I was making it up |
You’ve seen her on the screen and in country magazines |
You’d think I was making it up |
She said it was our little secret and by golly |
I’m gonna keep it |
Anyway you wouldn’t believe it |
If I told you who it was |
She said you need a lift and I said well |
You can drop me of at the York motel |
So we headed down Briley parkway in the town |
I told her I got all your records ma’am |
She smiled and said well I be damned |
She said, you’re kind of cute fella, wanna mess around |
When we got to my room just the people lied |
I said sure wish I could’ve heard you sing tonight |
She smiled at me and said what do you wanna hear? |
Well if I was one of them country music folks |
I’ll tell you, she’d sure get my vote for the best performance of the year |
If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was |
You’d say I was making it up |
You’ve seen her on the screen and in country magazines |
You’d think I was making it up |
She said it was our little secret and by golly |
I’m gonna keep it |
Anyway you wouldn’t believe it |
If I told you who it was |
Well I tell you this much |
When I put my arms around her and squeezed her real tight |
She looked up at me with those big beautiful eyes |
Took a deep breath and a sigh and said: |
«Howdy I’m just so proud to be here!» |
If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was |
You’d say I was making it up |
You’ve seen her on the screen and in country magazines |
You’d think I was making it up |
She said it was our little secret and by golly |
I’m gonna keep it |
Anyway you wouldn’t believe it |
If I told you who it was |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Hurt | 2002 |
God's Gonna Cut You Down | 2005 |
Personal Jesus | 2001 |
Ain't No Grave | 2009 |
You're the Only Star In My Blues Heaven ft. Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Cash | 2012 |
One | 2002 |
Heart Of Gold | 2002 |
Further On Up The Road | 2005 |
Solitary Man | 2002 |
The Man Comes Around | 2002 |
I Won't Back Down | 1999 |
Devil's Right Hand | 2002 |
Cat's In The Cradle | 2020 |
Ghost Riders in the Sky | 2011 |
I've Been Everywhere | 1995 |
Sixteen Tons | 2020 |
We'll Meet Again | 2002 |
Rusty Cage | 2002 |
Wayfaring Stranger | 2002 |
Hung My Head | 2002 |