Lyrics Kitty - Joe Weller

Kitty

Kitty this is the point where you need to just shut your mouth kitty
You’re being stupid kitty
Shut your mouth…
I was heading to my school when I saw a kitty
She didn’t hesitate she came right to me
I said kitty, what on Earth are you doing?
She said Joseph, I’m just chillin'
Out of nowhere she hit me with a head-butt
Which sent me flying, but never did I think to give up
I’m in charge around these parts kitty
She replied yes and it’s not okay with me
You’re a kitty, now kitty take a seat
You’re causing too much raucous, that’s not okay with me
I know that you love me and it’s me that you’re persuing
But kitty what on Earth are you doing?
Five years later the kitty had become my pet
Head-butting everyone, she was a threat
I said kitty you’re mental and a dangerous animal
She said shut up, go mention my name in your tweets mate
I said kitty you can’t be saying this kitty
You’re mental, you’re not stormzy kitty
This angered the kitty, my confidence was growing
But then she ran away
Kitty where are you going?
You’re a kitty, now kitty take a seat
You’re causing too much raucous, that’s not okay with me
I know that you love me and it’s me that you’re persuing
But kitty what on Earth are you doing?
After weeks of searching I came across a clue
A pigeon was hanging about and not one that I knew
I went and saw the pigeon and it seemed very tense
I say wagwan pigeon
But then up on the fence
Oh no, it’s kitty
Finally you’re back
Then she made her way to the pigeon
But she did not go to attack
They started kissing, clearly they are in love
Now who is that pigeon?
That pigeon is my mum
(What what what what)
You’re a kitty, now kitty take a seat
You’re causing too much raucous, that’s not okay with me
I know that you love me and it’s me that you’re persuing
But kitty what on Earth are you doing?
You’re a kitty, now kitty take a seat
You’re causing too much raucous, that’s not okay with me
I know that you love me and it’s me that you’re persuing
But kitty what on Earth are you doing?