Lyrics Everybody's Girl - Jinkx Monsoon

Everybody's Girl

A long time ago, a lady who’s name was Carmen
Drove a man wild until he was out of control
I truly believe that I am a modern day Carmen
In spite of the fact I do not habla Español
That girl is exactly like me
We share this philosophy
Olé, I say
I’m not the type who’s ready for dating someone steady
I’m everybody’s girl
On Sunday night it’s Danny
On Monday, maybe Manny
I’m everybody’s girl
There’s a point to my behavior
Which is, smart girls always share their riches
So if your heart succumbs don’t let it
You’re certain to regret it
All others come and get it
I’m everybody’s girl
I could never be a cowhand’s girl
La-la-la-la-la-la And you wanna know why?
I just can’t keep my calves together
Everybody’s girl
Some old Greek called Aristotle said it
If you’ve got it, why not spread it?
So I’m grappling any sabres
Exerting any labors
To share me with your neighbors
I’m everybody’s girl
In case your passion rages, I’m in the yellow pages
I’m.
.. girl
You won’t be disappointed
I’m also double jointed
I’m everybody’s girl
Though it leaves a lot of fellas cursin'
I’m a person who needs dispersin'
So you’re here for my status
It’s absolutley gratis to use my apparatus
I’m everybody’s girl
Men and me are like pianos.
When they get upright, I feel grand
Everybody’s girl