| Do you guys have fake IDs?
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| (crowd cheers)
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| Yeah, you gotta have fake ids man…
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| You know, i’m not gonna narc you or anything… i'm not like 21 Jump Street you
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| Know
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| «C'mon, hey. |
| You told me — in the audience — you said you had a fake id, now
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| Talk to this officer.»
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| You gotta have a fake id man, its the most fun cool thing that you could ever
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| Have in college because you’re a totally different person, for one night. |
| I
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| Mean, if you chalk it or if you get, like, one that looks nothing like you its
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| More fun. |
| And you can never ask your friends if its cool because they just
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| Want to drink, so they’ll just tell you its cool like
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| «Let me see that, i’ll tell you if its cool. |
| Oh yeah, you got a good one, you
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| Got a GOOD one, you got a good one. |
| Yeah, this’ll work. |
| This is gonna work
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| Uh huh, yeah, this one’s gonna work. |
| Just trust me, wear the turban. |
| Put on
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| The turban, it’ll work, trust me. |
| Don’t be a pussy, its really good…» |