| That never works out. |
| They don’t want it to work out… they… they want it so
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| it’s like a Real World episode in your dorm room. |
| Like I don’t
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| understand… like they have those compatibility tests you filled out at the
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| beginning of the year… that’s such a joke that test you fill out of the
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| beginning of the year… it’s like
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| Umm I like rock and roll… I like staying out
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| late… and I love the ladies oh yea OOOO!
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| Okay we’ve got a perfect roommate for you he’s an opera major, he’s
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| a narcoleptic and he’s gay so go fight each other… we’ve got four camera
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| angles
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| … that’ll be perfect welcome to college… go screw your self
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| HUH yeah that’s what we say here go ahead.
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| Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy from high
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| school is coming up he’s gonna be my room mate it’s gonna be awesome…
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| No that is
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| never awesome it doesn’t work out… No it doesn’t hate to tell you…
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| you will fight each other… you will just get… you just get …
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| I tell you why one
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| is they have too much dirt on you… your friend from home has too much dirt
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| they’ll kill you they’ll crush you in an argument for no reason like you just
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| say
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| «Hey man the dishes have been in the sink for two weeks man they’re your dishes
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| are you going to clean them or what?»
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| «Yea… you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade
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| «Not fair to bring up my crabs.» |