Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers & The Little Fridge, artist - Jimmy Fallon. Album song The Bathroom Wall, in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 26.08.2002
Record label: Skg
Song language: English
Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers & The Little Fridge |
That never works out. |
They don’t want it to work out… they… they want it so |
it’s like a Real World episode in your dorm room. |
Like I don’t |
understand… like they have those compatibility tests you filled out at the |
beginning of the year… that’s such a joke that test you fill out of the |
beginning of the year… it’s like |
Umm I like rock and roll… I like staying out |
late… and I love the ladies oh yea OOOO! |
Okay we’ve got a perfect roommate for you he’s an opera major, he’s |
a narcoleptic and he’s gay so go fight each other… we’ve got four camera |
angles |
… that’ll be perfect welcome to college… go screw your self |
HUH yeah that’s what we say here go ahead. |
Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy from high |
school is coming up he’s gonna be my room mate it’s gonna be awesome… |
No that is |
never awesome it doesn’t work out… No it doesn’t hate to tell you… |
you will fight each other… you will just get… you just get … |
I tell you why one |
is they have too much dirt on you… your friend from home has too much dirt |
they’ll kill you they’ll crush you in an argument for no reason like you just |
say |
«Hey man the dishes have been in the sink for two weeks man they’re your dishes |
are you going to clean them or what?» |
«Yea… you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade |
«Not fair to bring up my crabs.» |