Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Redneck Games (with Alan Jackson), artist - Jeff FoxworthyDate of issue: 11.10.1999
Song language: English
Redneck Games (with Alan Jackson) |
| Greetings y? |
| all |
| And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations |
| Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them |
| For the butt whopping they are about to receive |
| The Olympics in Georgia |
| God you know we? |
| re gonna screw that up |
| I guarantee you |
| When they let those doves go at the opening ceremony |
| There are gonna be guys in the parking lot with shotguns |
| And we will not have a flame |
| That big without a pig on it, I guarantee |
| Some fat guy going |
| ?Danged good barbecue top of them stairs up there |
| They ain’t got no hand rail be careful" |
| Of all the games that the rednecks play |
| There? |
| s some crazy events |
| If you know about the redneck ways |
| Then it makes perfect sense |
| Hell the Olympic rings will be five old tires nailed together |
| See that? |
| s my fear, they? |
| re gonna get the list of events |
| They gonna have no idea what half this stuff is suppose to be |
| Like for fencing, they? |
| ll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal |
| There probably have to cancel water polo after |
| The first two or three horses drown |
| I tell you instead of discus throwing |
| They? |
| ll be flinging Ford hubcaps |
| You can? |
| t blame them for the way they are |
| But you can sit back and grin |
| 'Cause they? |
| ll do something that? |
| s so bizarre |
| You? |
| ll want to see it again |
| If you could ever get into their minds |
| There? |
| s no telling what you might find |
| They just do things in a different way |
| All the games that the rednecks play |
| And you know they haven? |
| t even thought about it |
| But the river they? |
| re having the kayak races |
| On is the same river they filmed deliverance at |
| That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty shouldn’t it? |
| 'Cause if Ned Batty couldn’t make it down |
| That thing a French man in a pair of biker pants ain’t got a chance |
| Be prepared to watch the wildest show |
| Making her out in the line |
| You may not see them bringing home the gold |
| But they? |
| ll sure make mama proud |
| If you could ever get inside their minds |
| There? |
| s no telling what you might find |
| They just do things in a different way |
| All the games that the rednecks play |
| Hey Ed, I got a white one |