Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Introduction , by - Jeff FoxworthyRelease date: 14.06.1993
Song language: English
Introduction |
| If you’ve ever been on television more than 5 times |
| Discribing what the tornadoe sounded like… |
| You might be a redneck |
| If you’ve ever cut your grass and found a car… |
| You might be a redneck |
| If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade… |
| You might be a redneck |
| If you’ve ever been too drunk to fish… |
| If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle. |
| If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a |
| yard sale |
| If you’ve ever had to haul a can of paint to defend your sister’s honor. |
| You might be a redneck |
| If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain… |
| You might be a redneck |
| They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your gonna be |
| Real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say |
| «Yo'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house.» |
| If you’ve ever financed a tattoo… |
| If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate… |
| You might be a redneck |
| We have words in the south they don’t have in other parts of the country. |
| Now, you come to the south, we have words like… you'ant to |
| We goin to the mall, you’ant to? |
| What letter does that start with, does anybody know? |
| I like this word alot… aight |
| That’s a word in Texas… aight |
| Round lunch time every day, you’ll hear somebody say |
| «hey didja eat yet, naw, didju? You’ant to. Aight.» |
| If you go to the family reunion to meet women… |
| If you smoked during your wedding… |
| You might be a redneck |
| And last but not least |
| If you see a sign that says say no to crack |
| And it reminds you to pull your jeans up… |
| You might be a redneck |