Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Kentucky Waterfalls, artist - JarvDate of issue: 21.04.2016
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Kentucky Waterfalls |
| Last night, we had a show and we rocked it out |
| Crowd had hands in the air and they pockets out |
| Drop it out, schoolin' kids 'til they’re droppin' out |
| Stop the room, pop balloons, bada boom, potty mouth |
| Motor’s on, I’m the old man emoticon |
| Barry Bonds swing with the bat and the Mortal Kom' |
| Interlude by an intercom |
| Joe ain’t average on the base and the finger palm |
| Palm tree silhouette, smooth, Gillette, with the groove in the fiddle fret |
| 'Course I make the bed piddle wet |
| Drink a pot of coffee and I’m suckin' on a cigarette |
| It’s Jarv, 'tard ass bitch |
| Spun around town, six shooter on my hip |
| Point it at your fat son, mad fun, cap gun, splat some |
| Rat some, forty one gum, splat cum |
| But her cuff link’s rather disgusting |
| Teletubby Custard belly rub busting |
| Mr. Bombastic-fun-bag-slappin' |
| a motorboat, grabbin' her back skin |
| Wrapped in her back spin |
| right there |
| Fart can man clamp down, hot damn! |
| Lil fatty got a daddy with an Addy in his hand |
| Buck wildin', Hairy Palm Pilot |
| Got some Visine for my dry eyelids |
| I chill with a chick named Becka |
| Becka’s dad had an '06 Jetta |
| He was a mormon, she’s fuck mormon |
| Then her fat friend, Cindy, out back of the Wendy’s |
| We be makin' the bacon |
| Put it in her butt while I play Clay Aiken |
| Land is a great, steal my sunshine |
| L-A-T-E-R Fuck you! |
| Seventy five dollars for a off Craigslist |
| Sold it to your mother for double, the dumb bitch! |
| (what) |
| Baby momma drama but no kids |
| Can’t raise a child with you workin' at Lid’s (what, what) |
| Call me Zack Morris, drivin' a Ford Taurus |
| More rust on the bitch than a Van Halen Tour bus |
| Or Mötley Crüe, Girls Girls Girls |
| Tough guy, number 1, whole wide world |
| Who the fuck said Jerry Curls ain’t cool? |
| (say what) |
| Lookin' good in the two-piece by the pool |
| Little kids talkin' shit, but I ain’t no fool |
| Jackknife off the diving board (O'Doyle rules) |
| I’m Carmen Sandiego drivin' a Winnebago |
| Yo girl’s butt look like she smugglin' potatoes |
| Hey bro, shoot me a text on a payphone |
| Visit my box for crack rocks and a-holes |
| Ayo, what up baby? |
| Masturbate in the back of the Old Navy |
| Finish up, tuck in, it’s back to work |
| My boss would be proud, I punched out to jerk (word) |
| Felt so right |
| Me and Whoopi G on a first class flight |
| Eatin' Burger King by some candle light |
| 'Cause both black and white is smokin' crack tonight |