| Good morning, midnight. |
| This is DJ Crash Crash, and I’m here at the Dark Park
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| Metal Shoppe getting my chrome polished. |
| Y’all here know why we’re getting our
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| chrome right?
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| (Cause it won’t shine by itself.)
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| It won’t shine by itself, right, it won’t shine by itself is right.
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| Well tonight, we’ve got the Electrified Betas throwing an end-of-the-world
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| cyber freak festival. |
| Some fun s_cks for y’all to do. |
| Don’t let it break you
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| now. |
| Lookie here, we got the sisters looking good, shining bright,
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| telling you all about it
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| Yeah, this is Melanie 45 221
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| And Asada 8550
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| With the new, new chapter of the Electrified Betas! |
| We will be at the youth
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| auditorium tonight, along with DJ Crash Crash, and the Wondaland Jam Authority
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| Female alpha platinums are in for free. |
| Clones and humans welcome after midnight
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| We’re gonna have a bouncing electro-booty contest, an atomic kissing contest
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| and much, much more!
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| No bounty hunters allowed. |
| Bring your punk ass up here looking for Cyndi
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| Mayweather, and you might get hurt!
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| Woo! |
| That’s right, sisters. |
| Power up, power up! |
| Now take us to our next song |