| First, we’ll pluck a little here
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| Then, we’ll tuck a little there
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| Then, we’ll cut a little loose and apply a little mousse
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| To what seems to be your hair
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| Then, we’ll do a little tweeze
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| Then, we’ll do a little more
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| Then, we’ll wax, and then, we’ll bleach
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| 'Til you’re smoother than a peach
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| Or at least a little smoother than you were before
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| To me, you look okay
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| But if you truly want me to
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| We’ll sculpt and mold
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| And change and fix you anyway
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| Hey (Hey), we’re getting all dolled up
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| Going with the flow, looking so appealing
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| Hey (Hey), 'cause when you’re all dolled up
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| No one has to know just how flawed you’re feeling
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| Hey, if you can hide what’s shining through
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| You’ll see a whole new you
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| So we’ll try a little mask
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| It’ll open up your pores
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| Then we’ll rub some lotion in
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| Then we’ll soften up your skin
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| So it doesn’t look like yours
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| Then we’ll moisten up your lips (Yeah, yeah)
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| Buff your toenails to a T (Yeah, yeah)
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| And we’ll powder up your nose
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| Or in your case, I suppose
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| We’ll just put a little powder where your nose should be
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| Hey (Hey), we’re getting all dolled up
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| Blend in with the crowd like we know we’ve got to
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| Hey (Hey), 'cause when you’re all dolled up
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| That’s when you’re allowed to pretend you’re not you
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| Hey, once you conceal what’s real and true
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| You’ll see a whole new you
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| Everyone, choose your weapons!
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| Step one, find the trendiest of outfits
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| Step two, pick the one that just about fits
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| Step three, this is absolutely key
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| Choose it not for you, but for who you wanna be
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| And then, once you know which look you’re into
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| Say when, and I guess we can begin to squeeze
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| And stretch and stuff until we nail the whole display
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| Hey (Hey), we’re getting all dolled up
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| Feeling fresh and free, looking oh, so juice
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| Hey (Hey), 'cause when you’re all dolled up
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| People only see what you want them to see
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| Hey, once who you are is hidden from view
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| You’ll be a whole new you
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| You’ll be a whole new you
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| You’ll be a whole new you
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| Yeah, we’re getting all dolled up
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| Gosh, though how I wish that I didn’t need to
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| Sure, look at me, all dolled up
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| Stuck playing a part someone else agreed to
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| Ooh, if I could choose who I could be
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| I’d choose a whole new me
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| I’d choose a whole new me
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| I’d choose a whole new me |