| Damn, must’ve nodded off | 
| Kinda drunk still, up 'till wrong o’clock | 
| Cooking that prize-winning pimped-out finger food | 
| Bite-sized brain gristle swimming in a witch’s brew | 
| Pull the old switcharoo | 
| When I swap a man’s life for a string of huge | 
| Failures, loosely arranged in a little room | 
| Buried in obscurity, lit by a gibbous moon | 
| File that straight under wasted, it’s them lot | 
| A best-of collection of dead flops | 
| I’m repping for the S-dot-M-dot beastly | 
| Mind got sharper, flesh got greasy | 
| My eyes sunk a little and the rest got leaky | 
| So I flung the spittle at your head-top, creepy | 
| As ever, slumped down deep in the cellar | 
| Warming up another batch free for a tenner | 
| We’ve been on this dark path missioning for time | 
| And I ain’t gonna lie — fam I’m doing fine | 
| Looking like a lightbulb hidden in the slime | 
| Still I’m on the grind — a man’s gotta shine | 
| Even when it seems like I’m living in a mess | 
| I ain’t gonna stress — bruv I’m all blessed | 
| Looking like a lab rat scratching at the nest | 
| And none of us has slept — we still stay fresh | 
| Aah, not again | 
| Why you trying to climb that rotten stem | 
| The winds up here tear skin from forgotten men | 
| Washed from the memories of time, there’s a lot of them | 
| But it takes a bigger man to fool me | 
| Than some blagger bragging 'bout his Christmas cracker jewellery | 
| React cruelly, file it under F for Fraud | 
| If less is more I’m more or less the richest bredder ever born | 
| And you can smell the lack of currency | 
| Wafting round my lair man, it’s customary | 
| To nod that skull of yours and question your life | 
| When we drop that ton of raw flesh from a height | 
| Never seen, by man nor beast | 
| Nor robotic-suit villain, nor slack-jawed freak | 
| Like me, and if you take nothing from the bar | 
| Just remember that I’m fine, star… you see it’s like | 
| We’ve been on this dark path missioning for time | 
| And I ain’t gonna lie — fam I’m doing fine | 
| Looking like a lightbulb hidden in the slime | 
| Still I’m on the grind — a man’s gotta shine | 
| Even when it seems like I’m living in a mess | 
| I ain’t gonna stress — bruv I’m all blessed | 
| Looking like a lab rat scratching at the nest | 
| And none of us has slept — we still stay fresh | 
| Roll up stressy and bun skunk | 
| Walk bow-legged and punch-drunk | 
| Pour both kegs with drunk monks | 
| Broke both legs, a hump slumped up in the dumps | 
| Trunk sucked on my spunk drunk | 
| Shrinks shrank when my sixth sense stunt stumped | 
| Some sick blench chumps front me for unc’s lunch | 
| Bugs Bunny funds front, get your fronts crunched | 
| Jump get your bunch munched up by the munch bunch | 
| See them camel toe’d yatties get their bumps humped | 
| Jumped up fucking all night till her hump shrunk | 
| She said 'it's all about the honesty with some front' | 
| Me like a dumb lump, told her that her cunt stunk | 
| She hit me with her skunk blunt | 
| Had to jump trunks mid-night going bump-bump | 
| Heffer got a rump funk, left her with her tongue drunk | 
| Trying to say goodbye, mechanism’s going clunk-clunk | 
| We’ve been on this dark path missioning for time | 
| And I ain’t gonna lie — fam I’m doing fine | 
| Looking like a lightbulb hidden in the slime | 
| Still I’m on the grind — a man’s gotta shine | 
| Even when it seems like I’m living in a mess | 
| I ain’t gonna stress — bruv I’m all blessed | 
| Looking like a lab rat scratching at the nest | 
| And none of us has slept — we still stay fresh |