Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Black Metal Beauty, artist - Jaldaboath. Date of issue: 31.12.2013
Song language: English
Black Metal Beauty |
| Gweneth, my love it over-flows and spillith |
| Come ride my steed into the night, |
| do not be frightened, for I am enlightened |
| (at least, enough to see the way!) |
| Onwards — into the concert (faces painted) |
| By blasting drums we are elated and the howls, |
| and anti-Christian growls enough to shake your bowels! |
| Oh oh oh o-oh she’s a Black Metal Beauty! |
| Oh oh oh o-oh she’s got me feeling fruity! |
| Oh oh oh o-oh touch that Black Metal booty! |
| Oh oh oh o-oh 'tis my Black Metal duty! |
| Bedsit, this hovel is not very well lit |
| just enough to see the shadow of her breast |
| Inverted cross on chest, my sword completes the quest. |
| Plumpish, this wenches bitches smell of codfish |
| I’ll not return another day, but now I’ll have my way. |
| …Well — if you think you can find something more appetizing in a bloody band |
| t-shirt, good luck to you! |
| «…If the truth be told, this wench is but a beast as if cast from the very |
| bowels of hell itself. |
| For even great Lucifer could not stand the sight of this |
| grotesque evil dwarf in a mini-skirt…» |
| Escaping, in early morn fore she is waking |
| I cannot stand the shame of being seen |
| leaving this goblin queen |
| Could fault be too much ale? |
| Homebound, onto the castle and to safe ground |
| And please my men be on the guard in case she comes |
| She’s just one of those you wish you hadn’t shagged |
| Sham-ed — all is lost and nothing gain-ed |
| What have I done, but shame my clan |
| I now feel less than a man |
| T’was not a cunning plan |
| Nooooo! |