| Just sit right back
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| And you’ll hear a tale
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| A tale of a fateful trip
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| That started from this tropic point
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| Aboard this tiny ship
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| The mate was a mighty sailing man
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| The skipper brave and sure
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| Five passengers set sail that day
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| For a three hour tour, a three hour tour
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| The weather started getting rough
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| The tiny ship was tossed
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| If not for the courage of the fearless crew
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| The Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost
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| The ship set ground on the shore of this
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| Uncharted desert isle
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| With Gilligan
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| The Skipper too
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| A millionaire, and his wife
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| A movie star
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| The Professor and Mary Ann
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| Here on Gilligan’s Isle
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| (Dial tones)
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| Hey, it’s me! |
| Kamakawiwo’ole!
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| I’m stranded! |
| But you know what, I think I’m gonna like it here!
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| Oh, no more boats, no more cars, no more pollution, no more politics, Governor,
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| mayor, nothing! |
| Not even !
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| Anyway, the Professor made a telephone out of coconut shells and brought me.
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| Shit, how’d they do that? |
| You know what, the fish unreal.
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| teaching Ginger how make a fire without rubbing two sticks. |
| But one thing no
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| more. |
| How’s that? |
| Please, send me poi!
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| 1 77 7 244 8700, nautical miles south, island, Gilligan
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| Ye-haw!
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| Here on Gilligan’s Isle
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| Hi, this is Russell. |
| Unfortunately, I’m not here right now, but if you would
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| leave a brief message, I’ll get back to you as soon as I can. |
| Thank you
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| Russell, Did you get poi? |