| Well two bees in a bucket
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| Mother motherfuck it
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| You either Flavor Flav it
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| Or you Chuck Chuck Chuck it
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| Kiss my ass or suck a D.I.C.-
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| K. stands for kill so don’t fuck with me
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| I fucked that lady in the bed
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| I missed that pussy and I bust a spread
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| I tried it again in a thumping wagon
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| The bottom fell out and her ass started dragging
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| Tried it again and I failed to grasp
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| I missed that pussy and I bust my ass
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| Then I fucked this lady in the tree
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| The baby came out and said «Run-DMC»
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| I knew this girl who looked just like you
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| Light brown and a fly hair-do
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| I wanted to do her, screw her
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| So I stepped to her
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| On-key bitch had more ass than a donkey
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| I said you’re the type of girl that I can’t pass over
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| Give me one chance and I’ll bend your ass over
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| Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
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| Cause a nigga like me’ll lay plenty of pipe
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| She didn’t get offended it was splendid to me
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| Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be
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| I guess I just wine her and dine her
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| And by the end of the night I’ll be behind her
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| Waxing that ass like Rain Dance
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| On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her
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| Took her to the Comfort Inn
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| Tucked her in
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| Pulled out the third leg pumped it in
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| She said will you call me
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| Yeah I’ll call you a bitch or a hoe after I ball ya
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| Naw I’m just playin but it’s still the same
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| Cause a nigga like Ice Cube is only out for one thang |