
Date of issue: 08.01.2008
Song language: English
I'll Change Your Flat Tire, Merle |
As I drove down on 65, I was cruisin' down that old grapevine |
Well, I must have been doin' at least about 95 |
Well out there on the side of the road all broke down and |
Who do you think was standin' around |
But the greatest country singer alive! |
I’ll fix your flat tire Merle |
Don’t ya get your sweet country pickin' fingers all covered with erl |
Cause you’re a honky, I know, but Merle you got soul |
And I’ll fix your flat tire Merle |
Well I hear you had an adventurous youth, makin' love in a telephone booth |
And I even hear you did a little stretch in jail |
But now you got a big ranch house with a bar |
And eight, nine, ten of them fancy cars |
And every other little check comin' in the mail |
I’ll fix your flat tire Merle |
Don’t ya get your sweet country pickin' fingers all covered with erl |
Cause you’re a honky, I know, but Merle you got soul |
And I’ll fix your flat tire Merle |
Now I heard all them records ya did, makin' fun of us long haired kids |
And now ya know we don’t care what ya think… Merle, |
If you’re gonna call the world your home |
Ya know you’re gonna have to get out and get stoned |
An' it’s better with a joint than with a drink, I think |
So I’ll fix your flat tire Merle |
Don’t ya get your sweet country pickin' fingers all covered with erl |
Cause you’re a honky, I know, but Merle you got soul |
And I’ll fix your flat tire Merle |
So I’ll fix your flat tire Merle |