| First I’mma march through the DoubleTree™
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| And make all the residents watch I Heart Huckabees
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| I’ll start five free festivals
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| For people brave enough to show their IQ test results
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| The government should issue people roller skates
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| Only optional for the elderly and the overweight
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| All politicians should get replaced
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| So when they lie, somebody’s there to punch them in the face
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| I’ll put brushes on everybody’s fenders
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| To free the city budget from shoveling all winter
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| Bless municipal ticketing department papers
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| And no memorizing street cleaning parking hours
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| Make P.E. |
| instructors show their figure for
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| An English professor’s teach Cappa’s verse on Winter Warz
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| These kinda thoughts should fly like a chopper propeller
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| But they give all the talk shows to that Costas fella'
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| With this brain I should’ve been had some mozzarellas
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| I tried getting attention, I did lots of yelling
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| God dammit, I’mma smash me a watermelon
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| You think I’m playin'? |
| Somebody pass me a watermelon
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| A big, fat, red, and black-seeded watermelon
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| You think I’m playin'? |
| I’mma smash me a watermelon
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| I ain’t playin', somebody pass me a watermelon
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| A big, fat, red, black and green-seeded watermelon
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| (Muthafucka)
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| Of course I do my shows double-dare style
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| Do you see this ridiculous ass hairstyle?
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| I’m bald on the top like Kojak
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| But curly on the sides like the hairs on my ball sack
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| Yeah, I put my money where my mouth is
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| You see how big this motherfucking couch is?
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| And mainstream America’s afraid of me
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| Shit, I taught Jimmy Kimmel his ABC’s
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| Ha! |
| See that wick? |
| We’re evolved from winters
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| Cause saber-tooth tigers tried to eat us all for dinner
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| I’m descended from the ones that were smart enough
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| To hide in a cave and learn to write in the dark and stuff
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| And motherfuck Carrot Top
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| He carries props but that’s where his merit stops
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| He’s a Vegas lounge act, I’m an astronaut
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| When I hear his punk ass gets laughs, I’m shocked
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| I book my own tours, fuck taking half the box
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| Ain’t talking guns when I say I let the hammers pop
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| God dammit! |
| I’mma smash me a watermelon
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| You think I’m playin'? |
| Somebody pass me a watermelon
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| A big, fat, red, and black-seeded watermelon
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| I’m not playin', somebody pass me a watermelon
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| I got a hammer, I’mma smash me a watermelon
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| A big, fat, red, black and green-seeded watermelon
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| (Hella subversive) |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Watermelon, artist - Hot Sugar. Album song Made Man EP, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп