Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Holy Smokes!, artist - Henry Bowers
Date of issue: 21.05.2017
Song language: English
Holy Smokes! |
It’s all bullshit — she said with a smile |
As she tore another page and set it on fire |
It only took a couple of chapters of this garbage |
For me to see flashes of red carnage |
Goody-two-shoes with his positive attitude |
Sniffing his own farts and vomiting platitudes |
Pretty paragon with astonishing attributes |
Stirring up anger of mind boggling magnitude |
Just where does he get off claiming to get |
What it’s like being me — she said shaking her head |
Never have I read anything half as phony as |
This sanctimonious crap — damn near odious |
Page after page he goes on |
About the power of positive thought but for so long |
Shit has been shoveled in my face so get that |
When some douchebag tells me to embrace my setbacks |
I almost get the feeling it was meant to provoke |
She continued in contempt staring into the smoke |
I’m sure within those pages there was something to learn |
But I feel I get more out of it watching them burn |
I’m searching — she said now looking at me |
But I’m fairly confident it’s not a book that I need |
And it doesn’t really matter if it’s written by a sage |
She concluded quite calmly and lit another page |
Now put your lighters up |
Put ‘em up now — holy smokes |
Some people write these books to get rid of their demons |
Others don’t write but feel bliss when they read ‘em |
Then there are those who get sick to their stomachs |
By the writers and the readers — when it reaches its summit |
And it turns into rage too huge to neglect |
Then burning a page can have a soothing effect |
Myself — I observe and take notes and quotes |
Like the old saying goes — whatever floats your boat |