Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song A Pocket or Two, artist - Henry Bowers
Date of issue: 21.05.2017
Song language: English
A Pocket or Two |
People call me Pickey — pickin' pocket’s my profession |
And I master my craft — do you have any questions? |
I’m happy to demonstrate the tricks of the trade |
Sneak up on ‘em — do your thing and then be quick to evade |
Just the old in-and-out without even being noticed |
Except for the empty space the pockets of their coats get |
But when they finally realize it I’ll be far away |
You know — kind of on my way to try to find another prey |
Live to fight another day — that’s a motto that I follow |
I’m still gonna grab some wallets when I’m coming back tomorrow |
I ain’t dumb — I know my income kind of would |
Be more steady with a more secure livelihood |
But I’m not in the mood for a job interview |
‘cause my chances of getting it they are minimal |
Pick a pocket or two and remember the thought |
It is not criminal if you never get caught |
Dressed like a slob — can’t get a job |
Ain’t got muscle like the rest of the mob |
If you fit the description then I’m talkin' to you |
You gotta pick a pocket or two |
The devil dances in an empty pocket of course |
I will try to fill mine with the content of yours |
Showin' patience won’t get me far — motivational seminars |
At the unemployment office only tame me and make me soft |
«start off at the bottom — hope to get some prosperity |
Maybe as a trainee with next to no salary» |
Insanity — it’s time to get this here banana pealed |
‘cause damn it feels like a hamster wheel so we don’t have a deal |
I’m sick of all this — think I’ll stick to pickin' pockets |
The tricky part is just to figure how to pick your targets |
But I think I’ve got it — first rule is elementary |
Don’t go for the scruffy looking coats — they’ll be empty |
But also do not go for the fanciest jackets |
Their wallets got no cash — only carrying plastic |
The rich get a free pass — yes the shit is twisted |
Goddamned credit cards they are messin' with my business |
Some pick pockets in packs — but me I’m working alone |
Try to keep it more discrete — that’s how I earn what I own |
The bump-into-technique is frequently exercised |
But it ain’t for me — eventually you’ll be recognized |
Some create a diversion to get their target distracted |
Shove a hand into their pocket — then their wallet’s retracted |
OK technique but it’s time consuming as hell |
I’m just lightfingered — smooth and I’m moving in stealth |
I tell you this felony ain’t for mentally daft |
It takes one hell of a fella — it is a delicate craft |
Not here to dwell on the past but it ain’t how it used to be |
The way of this digital age confuses me |
I’m used to snatchin' metal coins and paper bills |
But nowadays it requires a new set of skills |
‘cause money moves into computers where they’re keepin' it catalogued |
Soon all money is digital but my digits are analog |