
Date of issue: 16.04.2017
Song language: English
Detach the Wheatley Core |
Detach the Wheately core? |
I wanna do it. |
I want it more! |
She said we should work together! |
But I hate that guy! |
…I'm more clever. |
Ah… whatever! |
Laa la la la la laa, la la la la laaaa. |
Laa la la la la laa, la la la la laaaa! |
Detach the Wheately core! |
Tear him from his shell! |
Tie him to an auto rail into android hell! |
First we’re gonna set some bait inside a brand-new test and wait. |
When he comes a snoopin' we will snap the trap and spring the plate! |
Wait I’ve got a better plan to catch this blue eyed Englishman! |
Let’s hack into his mainframe, overclock and set his chips aflame! |
Detach the Wheatley core! |
Knock him on the head! |
Freeze him for the rest of time in a cryo bed! |
She’ll be so pleased! |
I do declare… |
That she will cook him rare! |
I say we take a rocket-sentry and aim it at his lair and then, knock three |
times and when he answers that moron will be no more. |
You’re so stupid; |
think now! |
If we blow him into smithereens, he will be in |
pieces and she will never hear him scream! |
Detach the Wheatley core! |
Throw him into space! |
Leave him there for many years til' his power fades! |
Because our dear lady GLaDOS is the meanest 'gal around! |
If I were on her subject list, I would rather drown! |
She’ll be so pleased by our success… |
That she’ll reward us too. |
I bet! |
Perhaps she’ll even think to bake |
her fish-shaped cracker cake! |
We’re her little henchmen, and we take our job with pride! |
We do our best to please her, and stay on her good side! |
I wish these robots weren’t so dumb- |
-I'm not the dumb one! |
You’re no fun… |
Shut up! |
Make me! |
I’ve got something listen now, this one is real good; |
you’ll see! |
We’ll leave a present at his door upon there will be a note to read. |
Now in the box we’ll stash and hide! |
Until his curiosity… |
Entices him to look inside, and then we’ll have him 1 2 3!!! |
Detach the Wheatley core! |
Release him with a click! |
Dig around inside his head; |
see what makes him tick! |
Detatch the Wheatley core! |
Crush him into bits! |
Our dear lady GLaDOS is sure to get her kicks! |
Detach the Wheatley core! |
Turn him into starch! |
He’ll be back in power and she’ll be back in charge!!! |