| Oh yeah, oh yeah, um hum
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| What’s goin' on everybody?
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| Uh, uh
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| Oh, ah, shh, ahh
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| This is Dirty Preston and there is no question
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| I think your heart is crap, that’s my confession
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| My main problem is
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| There are too many ladies in this world
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| They bum rush me like they got the rabies
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| These dirty girls, um
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| This is why I’m puttin' ladies on layaway
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| I’m makin' very sexy installments
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| I will come again another day
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| To your efficiencies or your apartments
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh
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| (Yeah)
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| Ladies crave me like a pazzone
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| I shall make them moan
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| Desire and passion is my career
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| Now baby let’s open a beer
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| I, yeah, b, ew
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| Now I’d like to dedicate this song
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| To all the children of the world
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| All the children of America, put your hands up
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| All the youth in Asia put your hands up
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| All the kids in France put your hands up
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| 'Cause one day you’re gonna get laid
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| You will get laid
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| Stop the beat
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| Who the hell let Dirty Preston in here? |