| Lookin' out in the crowd, I see a lotta hotties
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| Tell me which of you will be my mommy?
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| Don’t be shy, come over put it on me
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| Spark it up and pass it on around me
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| We got drinks, anything, and food out for the starving
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| Thank you all for coming to my party
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| Don’t be shy, mix it up, come and lay it on me
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| Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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| Back on the road to solid gold
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| Making the hits that get the story told
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| We all got a heavy load
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| But it won’t get us down, no no no no
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| Everybody got a DJ night
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| Rocking the chance for all their friends to grind
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| When it comes to closing time
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| Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?
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| Hey! |
| What?
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| Who got a DUI out there?
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| Yeah
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| I know you all do
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| Because that’s dialing under the influence!
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| When you come home at night
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| And you had a little too much to drink
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| This is one thing (what)
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| We all guilty!
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| Sittin' alone in my room at home
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| Girl, come on, pick up the phone
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| Keep the spot next to ya warm
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| I know I got my own ringtone
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| I’ve had a million DUIs
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| That’s how I always win the prize
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| All the times I get denied
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| There’s a hot, little baby by my side
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| D! |
| Is the dial your fingers dance
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| Give it to me!
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| U! |
| Under the spell of romance
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| Can you hear me, girl?
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| I! |
| Is the dangerous influence
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| I feel it!
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| Ah!
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| I’m the lonely man with a roaming plan
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| I’m resisting my urge in turning on the telly
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| Baby, don’t you have something to tell me?
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| It’s 4 AM, my brain has turned to jelly
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| Come on, baby boy, pick up your celly
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| How long has this gone, girl? |
| This cannot be healthy
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| I’m so wet, I have to get my wellies
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| Whenever you’re near, you never get this filthy
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| It’s because I’m pretending your wealthy
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| Tip on the cotton candy bus
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| I win a stuffed tiger just for us
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| These are the broken promises
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| That I won’t recall when the sun comes up
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| Everybody got a DJ night
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| Rocking the chance for all their friends to grind
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| When it comes to closing time
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| Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?
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| Sing it! |