| Screw the chorus
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| I don’t need it
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| I had this demo chick
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| She was singin' on my track
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| Never got to work ‘cause I be checkin' out her back
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| That, tap worthy healthy round ass
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| I couldn’t resist to give it a slap
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| Her eyes lit like an overload
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| And she gave it to me on the mixin' board
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| Now I’m on top on the control room floor
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| Couldn’t help but notice it was quarter past four, OH NO!
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| My baby gets off of work at five
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| And the traffic starts to the west on this ride
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| Finished up with a lick I’m out in record time
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| Jumped in the hoopty, put it in drive
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| Whoops!
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| I forgot it’s smokin' time
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| 4−2-0 so the spliff did light
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| My watery eyes spied a traffic jam
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| The carpool lane was my only chance
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| Flew by the ass of my pants
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| But I couldn’t see the trap at the top of that ramp
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| Whoop, Whoop
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| The sirens did blow
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| Cops caught me cheatin' on ninety-fohh
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| I know there’s only two ways these things can go
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| One for Har Mar and one for Po Po
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| Smiled in delight as she reached my front door
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| This lady cop knows not what she’s in for
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| I lead her eyes to the bulge in my pants
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| Let her get a glimpse of the holy land
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| She tried to hold her emotions back
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| But when I licked my lips she had no chance
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| I said
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| Beep beep
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| I’m all up in your grill
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| Just to let you know how my body feel
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| I need a piece of what your panties conceal
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| I want to get caught and give you this thrill
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| She threw me in to the back of her squad
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| Hand cuffed me up to each side of her bra
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| She said (escape)
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| And i ripped it off
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| When we started grindin' she ‘bout lifted off
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| Any mess I made I licked it off
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| So she kissed my ticket and she ripped it up
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| When I got home I loved what I found
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| My girl was masturbating to the Har Mar sound
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| My baby gets off when I get around
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| So I told her everything and turned the lights down |