| I don’t even wanna rap no more
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| If i could do something else then i would do
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| Only doing this shit cause I’m so bored
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| You can hate it I won’t judge you but fuck you
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| Frank Sinatra in a Gola trackie
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| With a can of Kessy super and some rolling baccy
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| Swiftly moving on pomengranite Rubicon
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| Looking like a black & white italian gangsta movie don
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| Mute the telly
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| Pay me to speak
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| Invite me for a cup of tea, I’ll stay for a week
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| A happy meal in a blender I’m too lazy to eat
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| Going snowboarding with a Maccy’s tray on my feet
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| Causing avalanches (es)
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| And when the snow settles, I rise unscathed with several gold medals
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| I strictly walk on rose petals
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| Spazzing on them cause I’m so special
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| Got me own face in a locket
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| Bury me with the change in my pocket
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| Plus some leccy and a lappy and a wifi connection and I’m happy
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| Yo, I’m an internet meme evolved
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| You thought this was rap but you’re being trolled
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| But still you wanna be involved?
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| I saw your team and lol’d
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| Rofl’d on the floor
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| Picked myself up
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| Then I waffled on some more
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| Bad apple, rotten to the core
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| I just really wanna give Kevin Kostner an award
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| How did Water World never win a golden globe
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| Top performance
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| Should have won an oscar for it
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| The plot was flawless and the shots were gorgeous
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| What vision?
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| The late Dennis Hopper saw it
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| Anyway, I fucked your bitch yesterday
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| Let’s just say the less said about that the better, ey
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| I went for bullseye but I missed the board
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| I’m raw, I drink Capri Sun with the straw |